A MAN TO SANTA-- UR FRND IS KI...

By Rajan (Nov 3, 2014)

JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

A MAN TO SANTA-- UR FRND IS KISSING UR WIFE IN UR HOME,
HE RUSHES TO HIS HOME
AND COME WITH IN HALF AN HOUR N
SLAPPED TAT MAN N SAID--
HE WAS NOT MY FRND..

Teacher gave a sente...

Teacher gave a sentence to Santa for translation
Khushi ke maare uski chhati phool gayi

Santa: Due to happiness, his chest turned into breasts!

By: Vimal
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Santa: Hamare Desh K...

Santa: Hamare Desh Ki Aausat Mrityu Dar Kya H?
Banta: 100%.
Santa: Kaise?
Banta: Jo Paida Hota H, Wo Mar He Jata H.

By: B K Tripathi
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Santa Roasted Chicke...

Santa Roasted Chicken Khane K Baad Hadi Chaba Raha Tha,
Pas Baitha ek pandit roti Kha Raha Tha
Pandit Santa se pucha-Tumhare yaha kutte Kya Khate H?
Santa-Roti

By: Harry
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Santa calls up...

Santa calls up "White house".
Santa: I want to be the next president of USA.

Obama: Are you an idiot?
Santa: Why? Is it a qualification?

By: Gaurav
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Santa standing on th...

Santa standing on the scale, holding his stomach in.

Jeeto: I don't think that is going to help.
Santa: Sure it does. How else could I see the numbers?

By: Anamika Sharma
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

1 sardar ki maut bij...

1 sardar ki maut bijli girne se hui...Par uski lash muskurate huye mili.
Yamraj ne sardar se puchha aisa kyu?
Sardar bola : Mujhe laga koi photo kheench raha h

By: Anamika Sharma
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

A MAN TO SANTA-- UR FRND IS KI...

JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

A MAN TO SANTA-- UR FRND IS KISSING UR WIFE IN UR HOME,
HE RUSHES TO HIS HOME
AND COME WITH IN HALF AN HOUR N
SLAPPED TAT MAN N SAID--
HE WAS NOT MY FRND..

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Teacher gave a sente...

Teacher gave a sentence to Santa for translation
Khushi ke maare uski chhati phool gayi

Santa: Due to happiness, his chest turned into breasts!

Santa: Hamare Desh K...

Santa: Hamare Desh Ki Aausat Mrityu Dar Kya H?
Banta: 100%.
Santa: Kaise?
Banta: Jo Paida Hota H, Wo Mar He Jata H.

Santa Roasted Chicke...

Santa Roasted Chicken Khane K Baad Hadi Chaba Raha Tha,
Pas Baitha ek pandit roti Kha Raha Tha
Pandit Santa se pucha-Tumhare yaha kutte Kya Khate H?
Santa-Roti

Santa calls up...

Santa calls up "White house".
Santa: I want to be the next president of USA.

Obama: Are you an idiot?
Santa: Why? Is it a qualification?

Santa standing on th...

Santa standing on the scale, holding his stomach in.

Jeeto: I don't think that is going to help.
Santa: Sure it does. How else could I see the numbers?

1 sardar ki maut bij...

1 sardar ki maut bijli girne se hui...Par uski lash muskurate huye mili.
Yamraj ne sardar se puchha aisa kyu?
Sardar bola : Mujhe laga koi photo kheench raha h

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A MAN TO SANTA-- UR FRND IS KI...

JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

A MAN TO SANTA-- UR FRND IS KISSING UR WIFE IN UR HOME, HE RUSHES TO HIS HOME AND COME WITH IN HALF AN HOUR N SLAPPED TAT MAN N SAID-- HE WAS NOT MY FRND..

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Teacher gave a sente...

Teacher gave a sentence to Santa for translation Khushi ke maare uski chhati phool gayi Santa: Due to happiness, his chest turned into breasts!

Santa: Hamare Desh K...

Santa: Hamare Desh Ki Aausat Mrityu Dar Kya H? Banta: 100%. Santa: Kaise? Banta: Jo Paida Hota H, Wo Mar He Jata H.

Santa Roasted Chicke...

Santa Roasted Chicken Khane K Baad Hadi Chaba Raha Tha, Pas Baitha ek pandit roti Kha Raha Tha Pandit Santa se pucha-Tumhare yaha kutte Kya Khate H? Santa-Roti

Santa calls up...

Santa calls up "White house". Santa: I want to be the next president of USA. Obama: Are you an idiot? Santa: Why? Is it a qualification?

Santa standing on th...

Santa standing on the scale, holding his stomach in. Jeeto: I don't think that is going to help. Santa: Sure it does. How else could I see the numbers?

1 sardar ki maut bij...

1 sardar ki maut bijli girne se hui...Par uski lash muskurate huye mili. Yamraj ne sardar se puchha aisa kyu? Sardar bola : Mujhe laga koi photo kheench raha h

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A MAN TO SANTA-- UR FRND IS KISSING UR WIFE IN UR HOME,
HE RUSHES TO HIS HOME
AND COME WITH IN HALF AN HOUR N
SLAPPED TAT MAN N SAID--
HE WAS NOT MY FRND..

Teacher gave a sentence to Santa for translation
Khushi ke maare uski chhati phool gayi

Santa: Due to happiness, his chest turned into breasts!

Santa: Hamare Desh Ki Aausat Mrityu Dar Kya H?
Banta: 100%.
Santa: Kaise?
Banta: Jo Paida Hota H, Wo Mar He Jata H.

Santa Roasted Chicken Khane K Baad Hadi Chaba Raha Tha,
Pas Baitha ek pandit roti Kha Raha Tha
Pandit Santa se pucha-Tumhare yaha kutte Kya Khate H?
Santa-Roti

Santa calls up "White house".
Santa: I want to be the next president of USA.

Obama: Are you an idiot?
Santa: Why? Is it a qualification?

Santa standing on the scale, holding his stomach in.

Jeeto: I don't think that is going to help.
Santa: Sure it does. How else could I see the numbers?

1 sardar ki maut bijli girne se hui...Par uski lash muskurate huye mili.
Yamraj ne sardar se puchha aisa kyu?
Sardar bola : Mujhe laga koi photo kheench raha h