Teacher: "I killed a person" c...

By ADMIN (Jan 28, 2009)

JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Teacher: "I killed a person" convert this sentence into future tense. Santa: The future tense is "You will go to jail".

In an African Safari...

In an African Safari, A LION suddenly bounced on Santa's wife.

WIFE-Shoot him! Shoot him!

SANTA-Yes Yes.I'm changing d battery of my camera..

By: Gaurav
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Barber: You are losi...

Barber: You are losing your hair fast, Sir.
Are you doing anything to save it?

Banta: Yes, I'm getting a divorce!

By: Gaurav
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Sindhi logo ko footb...

Sindhi logo ko football aur hockey kyu nahi khilate..?
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.
socho..
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..
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.kyuki corner milte hi ye dukan khol lete hain..??

By: Abhishek bhatia
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Santa: My wife conve...

Santa: My wife converted me to religion.
Banta: Really?

Santa: Yes. Until I married her, I didn't believe in Hell!

By: Gaurav
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

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Santa and Jeeto were...

Santa and Jeeto were on an African Safari when a lion sprang out of nowhere & draged Jeeto with his jaws.Jeeto: Shoot him, Shoot him!Santa: I can't. I ran out of film.

By: ADMIN
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Santa Police k inter...

Santa Police k interview Pr
Interviewer: Bhiid ko Titar Bitar Karne k Liye Kya Karna Chahiye?
Santa- Chanda Mangna Shuru Kar Dena Chahiye.

By: B K Tripathi
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Teacher: "I killed a person" c...

JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Teacher: "I killed a person" convert this sentence into future tense. Santa: The future tense is "You will go to jail".

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In an African Safari...

In an African Safari, A LION suddenly bounced on Santa's wife.

WIFE-Shoot him! Shoot him!

SANTA-Yes Yes.I'm changing d battery of my camera..

Barber: You are losi...

Barber: You are losing your hair fast, Sir.
Are you doing anything to save it?

Banta: Yes, I'm getting a divorce!

Sindhi logo ko footb...

Sindhi logo ko football aur hockey kyu nahi khilate..?
.
.
socho..
.
..
.
.kyuki corner milte hi ye dukan khol lete hain..??

Santa: My wife conve...

Santa: My wife converted me to religion.
Banta: Really?

Santa: Yes. Until I married her, I didn't believe in Hell!

Santa and Jeeto were...

Santa and Jeeto were on an African Safari when a lion sprang out of nowhere & draged Jeeto with his jaws.Jeeto: Shoot him, Shoot him!Santa: I can't. I ran out of film.

Santa Police k inter...

Santa Police k interview Pr
Interviewer: Bhiid ko Titar Bitar Karne k Liye Kya Karna Chahiye?
Santa- Chanda Mangna Shuru Kar Dena Chahiye.

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Teacher: "I killed a person" c...

JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Teacher: "I killed a person" convert this sentence into future tense. Santa: The future tense is "You will go to jail".

You May Also Like

In an African Safari...

In an African Safari, A LION suddenly bounced on Santa's wife. WIFE-Shoot him! Shoot him! SANTA-Yes Yes.I'm changing d battery of my camera..

Barber: You are losi...

Barber: You are losing your hair fast, Sir. Are you doing anything to save it? Banta: Yes, I'm getting a divorce!

Sindhi logo ko footb...

Sindhi logo ko football aur hockey kyu nahi khilate..? . . socho.. . .. . .kyuki corner milte hi ye dukan khol lete hain..??

Santa: My wife conve...

Santa: My wife converted me to religion. Banta: Really? Santa: Yes. Until I married her, I didn't believe in Hell!

Santa and Jeeto were...

Santa and Jeeto were on an African Safari when a lion sprang out of nowhere & draged Jeeto with his jaws.Jeeto: Shoot him, Shoot him!Santa: I can't. I ran out of film.

Santa Police k inter...

Santa Police k interview Pr Interviewer: Bhiid ko Titar Bitar Karne k Liye Kya Karna Chahiye? Santa- Chanda Mangna Shuru Kar Dena Chahiye.

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In an African Safari, A LION suddenly bounced on Santa's wife.

WIFE-Shoot him! Shoot him!

SANTA-Yes Yes.I'm changing d battery of my camera..

Barber: You are losing your hair fast, Sir.
Are you doing anything to save it?

Banta: Yes, I'm getting a divorce!

Sindhi logo ko football aur hockey kyu nahi khilate..?
.
.
socho..
.
..
.
.kyuki corner milte hi ye dukan khol lete hain..??

Santa: My wife converted me to religion.
Banta: Really?

Santa: Yes. Until I married her, I didn't believe in Hell!

Santa Police k interview Pr
Interviewer: Bhiid ko Titar Bitar Karne k Liye Kya Karna Chahiye?
Santa- Chanda Mangna Shuru Kar Dena Chahiye.