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Santa had twins; he named them...

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By ADMIN (Jan 28, 2009)

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Santa had twins; he named them Tin & Martin. Again he had twins & named them Peter & Repeater. Again he had twins & named them Max & Climax.Next time he had twins, disgusted Santa named them TIRED & RETIRED!

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A donkey kicked a Sa...

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