Santa had a dream in which som...

By ADMIN (Jan 28, 2009)

JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Santa had a dream in which someone murdered him. Next day he closed his bank account. Know why?Because the bank's slogan was: We make your dreams come true...

Santa asked Banta: W...

Santa asked Banta: Why Manmohan Singh goes for a walk in evening? Banta: Very simple, because he is PM not AM.

By: Aabha87
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

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Banta: Oye, tu to Do...

Banta: Oye, tu to Doctor ke paas jaane waala tha, kya hua?Santa: Yaar kal jaaonga, aaj thodi tabiyat kharab hai.

By: ADMIN
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

What did d Santa do ...

What did d Santa do when his girlfriend sexily asked him to
bring "protection" on their next date.
He got his 3 brothers & 5 cousins with hockey sticks...

By: Radha
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Santa was busy in re...

Santa was busy in removing a wheel from auto, Banta asks: Y r u removin a wheel from ur auto?Santa: Can't u read 'Parking for two wheelers only'

By: ADMIN
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Santa To Shopkeeper:...

Santa To Shopkeeper: Gora Karn Wali Creme Haigi, Tere Kol,

Shopkeeper: Haan H

Santa: Fer Saale Launda Kyun Ni, Teri Sakal Dekh Ke Main Roz Dar Janda H

By: Ajay
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Banta: I notice that...

Banta: I notice that your wife is mostly in the kitchen, probably she loves cooking.

Santa: No! Actually our telephone connection is in the kitchen!

By: Gaurav
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Santa had a dream in which som...

JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Santa had a dream in which someone murdered him. Next day he closed his bank account. Know why?Because the bank's slogan was: We make your dreams come true...

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Santa asked Banta: W...

Santa asked Banta: Why Manmohan Singh goes for a walk in evening? Banta: Very simple, because he is PM not AM.

Banta: Oye, tu to Do...

Banta: Oye, tu to Doctor ke paas jaane waala tha, kya hua?Santa: Yaar kal jaaonga, aaj thodi tabiyat kharab hai.

What did d Santa do ...

What did d Santa do when his girlfriend sexily asked him to
bring "protection" on their next date.
He got his 3 brothers & 5 cousins with hockey sticks...

Santa was busy in re...

Santa was busy in removing a wheel from auto, Banta asks: Y r u removin a wheel from ur auto?Santa: Can't u read 'Parking for two wheelers only'

Santa To Shopkeeper:...

Santa To Shopkeeper: Gora Karn Wali Creme Haigi, Tere Kol,

Shopkeeper: Haan H

Santa: Fer Saale Launda Kyun Ni, Teri Sakal Dekh Ke Main Roz Dar Janda H

Banta: I notice that...

Banta: I notice that your wife is mostly in the kitchen, probably she loves cooking.

Santa: No! Actually our telephone connection is in the kitchen!

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Santa had a dream in which som...

JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Santa had a dream in which someone murdered him. Next day he closed his bank account. Know why?Because the bank's slogan was: We make your dreams come true...

You May Also Like

Santa asked Banta: W...

Santa asked Banta: Why Manmohan Singh goes for a walk in evening? Banta: Very simple, because he is PM not AM.

Banta: Oye, tu to Do...

Banta: Oye, tu to Doctor ke paas jaane waala tha, kya hua?Santa: Yaar kal jaaonga, aaj thodi tabiyat kharab hai.

What did d Santa do ...

What did d Santa do when his girlfriend sexily asked him to bring "protection" on their next date. He got his 3 brothers & 5 cousins with hockey sticks...

Santa was busy in re...

Santa was busy in removing a wheel from auto, Banta asks: Y r u removin a wheel from ur auto?Santa: Can't u read 'Parking for two wheelers only'

Santa To Shopkeeper:...

Santa To Shopkeeper: Gora Karn Wali Creme Haigi, Tere Kol, Shopkeeper: Haan H Santa: Fer Saale Launda Kyun Ni, Teri Sakal Dekh Ke Main Roz Dar Janda H

Banta: I notice that...

Banta: I notice that your wife is mostly in the kitchen, probably she loves cooking. Santa: No! Actually our telephone connection is in the kitchen!

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What did d Santa do when his girlfriend sexily asked him to
bring "protection" on their next date.
He got his 3 brothers & 5 cousins with hockey sticks...

Santa To Shopkeeper: Gora Karn Wali Creme Haigi, Tere Kol,

Shopkeeper: Haan H

Santa: Fer Saale Launda Kyun Ni, Teri Sakal Dekh Ke Main Roz Dar Janda H

Banta: I notice that your wife is mostly in the kitchen, probably she loves cooking.

Santa: No! Actually our telephone connection is in the kitchen!