Santa: Look a thief has entered our kitchen
and he is eating the cake I made.
Banta: Whom should I call now,
Police or Ambulance?
TEACHER:-duniya goal hai.
SANTA:-aap kahte hai to maan lete hai,varna papa kahte hai ki duniya badi MADRCHOD hai.
Interviewer: Whats d relation between Earth & Moon?
Santa: Brother & Sister
Santa: Earth Dharti mata and Moon Chanda Mama.
Santa-dunia mein sab se dukhi aadmi koun h ?
Banta- panipuri wala !
Banta-kyuki ladki kuwari ho ya married Ã¢â¬ÅBHAIYAÃ¢â¬Â hi bulati h.
Santa: Drinking n driving dono nalo naal nai ho sakde.Banta: Y?Santa: Je speed breaker aa gaya taa peg dul jau.
Santa sent SMS to his BOSS: Me sick, no work.
Boss SMS back: When I am sick I kiss my wife try it.
Two hours later Santa sms 2 boss: Me ok, ur wife very sweet.