Jaj : Suna hai pichale 10 saal...

By Ankita Arora (Nov 1, 2013)

JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Jaj : Suna hai pichale 10 saal se tmne apni biwi ko dara dhamka k rakha hai.
Santa : Par Janab
Jaj : Safai ki jarurat nahi bas itna batao ye tumne kiya kaise

Santa had a dream in...

Santa had a dream in which someone murdered him. Next day he closed his bank account. Know why?
Because the bank's slogan was: We make your dreams come true...

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Santa: My wife...

Santa: My wife can't stop eating chips.
Banta: What's wrong with it?

Santa: You don't understand. It makes her a liability at the casino!!

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Santa aadhi raat ko ...

Santa aadhi raat ko apni moti bibi se bola k sisak sisak ke marna theek hai ya ek dum.Jeeto: Ek dum.Santa: To apni dusri tang bhi mujh per rakh do.

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Santa: Tujhe Sharam ...

Santa: Tujhe Sharam Nhi Aati
Apni BIBI k sath Kapde Dho rha Tha
Banta: Isme Sharam ki Kya Baat He,
Wo Bhi to Roti Pakane Me Meri Help Krti He.

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Urine report gets ex...

Urine report gets exchanged.

Doctor: Sardarji you are pregnant,Angry Sardarji shouts at wife: Mene pehle kaha tha k muje upar rehne de..

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Teacher to Santa " Where were U born? Santa : In Tiruvanantapuram. Teacher : Spell it? Santa : (after thinking) I think I was born in GOA.

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Jaj : Suna hai pichale 10 saal...

JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Jaj : Suna hai pichale 10 saal se tmne apni biwi ko dara dhamka k rakha hai.
Santa : Par Janab
Jaj : Safai ki jarurat nahi bas itna batao ye tumne kiya kaise

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Banta: What's wrong with it?

Santa: You don't understand. It makes her a liability at the casino!!

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Santa aadhi raat ko apni moti bibi se bola k sisak sisak ke marna theek hai ya ek dum.Jeeto: Ek dum.Santa: To apni dusri tang bhi mujh per rakh do.

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Apni BIBI k sath Kapde Dho rha Tha
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Wo Bhi to Roti Pakane Me Meri Help Krti He.

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Jaj : Suna hai pichale 10 saal...

JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Jaj : Suna hai pichale 10 saal se tmne apni biwi ko dara dhamka k rakha hai. Santa : Par Janab Jaj : Safai ki jarurat nahi bas itna batao ye tumne kiya kaise

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Santa had a dream in which someone murdered him. Next day he closed his bank account. Know why? Because the bank's slogan was: We make your dreams come true...

Santa: My wife...

Santa: My wife can't stop eating chips. Banta: What's wrong with it? Santa: You don't understand. It makes her a liability at the casino!!

Santa aadhi raat ko ...

Santa aadhi raat ko apni moti bibi se bola k sisak sisak ke marna theek hai ya ek dum.Jeeto: Ek dum.Santa: To apni dusri tang bhi mujh per rakh do.

Santa: Tujhe Sharam ...

Santa: Tujhe Sharam Nhi Aati Apni BIBI k sath Kapde Dho rha Tha Banta: Isme Sharam ki Kya Baat He, Wo Bhi to Roti Pakane Me Meri Help Krti He.

Urine report gets ex...

Urine report gets exchanged. Doctor: Sardarji you are pregnant,Angry Sardarji shouts at wife: Mene pehle kaha tha k muje upar rehne de.. Enjoy..

Teacher to Santa " W...

Teacher to Santa " Where were U born? Santa : In Tiruvanantapuram. Teacher : Spell it? Santa : (after thinking) I think I was born in GOA.

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Jaj : Suna hai pichale 10 saal se tmne apni biwi ko dara dhamka k rakha hai.
Santa : Par Janab
Jaj : Safai ki jarurat nahi bas itna batao ye tumne kiya kaise

Santa had a dream in which someone murdered him. Next day he closed his bank account. Know why?
Because the bank's slogan was: We make your dreams come true...

Santa: My wife can't stop eating chips.
Banta: What's wrong with it?

Santa: You don't understand. It makes her a liability at the casino!!

Santa: Tujhe Sharam Nhi Aati
Apni BIBI k sath Kapde Dho rha Tha
Banta: Isme Sharam ki Kya Baat He,
Wo Bhi to Roti Pakane Me Meri Help Krti He.

Urine report gets exchanged.

Doctor: Sardarji you are pregnant,Angry Sardarji shouts at wife: Mene pehle kaha tha k muje upar rehne de..

Enjoy..