Santa : Tumhari biwi ka kya na...

By Ajay (Aug 19, 2015)

JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Santa : Tumhari biwi ka kya naam hai?
Banta : Google Kaur.
Santa : Ye kaisa naam hai?
Banta : Yaar mein jaha bhi hota hoon, wo mujhe dhoondh hi leti hai!

eeto to her hu...

eeto to her hubby, "Please give me Rs. 2,000/-, I want to go to a Beauty Parlour."
Santa looked at her from top to bottom and then gave her Rs. 10,000/-!

By: Gaurav
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Banta: Why can'...

Banta: Why can't women drive well?
Santa: Because there are so many mirrors in a car to distract them!

By: Imran Kagzi
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Santa Banta Se : Yaa...

Santa Banta Se : Yaar mere Pet Mai Gas Hai!!!
Banta : Achha hua Petrol Nahi Hai Warna ONGC wale kua khod dete!

By: Harry
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Photographer Santa w...

Photographer Santa was focusing on the dead body's face in a funeral function.
Suddenly all the relatives started beating him - why?
He said "SMILE PLEASE"

By: Rajan
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Postman: I have to c...

Postman: I have to come 5 miles to deliver u this packet.
Santa: Why did u come so far. Instead U could have posted it.

By: Anamika Sharma
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Friend to sardar: Y...

Friend to sardar:
Yar Sir Ka Msg Aaya Hai K Aaj Extra Class Hogi Kya Karun?
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...Sardar:-'Message sending failed' likh ke bhej de....

By: Hiten
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Santa : Tumhari biwi ka kya na...

JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Santa : Tumhari biwi ka kya naam hai?
Banta : Google Kaur.
Santa : Ye kaisa naam hai?
Banta : Yaar mein jaha bhi hota hoon, wo mujhe dhoondh hi leti hai!

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eeto to her hu...

eeto to her hubby, "Please give me Rs. 2,000/-, I want to go to a Beauty Parlour."
Santa looked at her from top to bottom and then gave her Rs. 10,000/-!

Banta: Why can'...

Banta: Why can't women drive well?
Santa: Because there are so many mirrors in a car to distract them!

Santa Banta Se : Yaa...

Santa Banta Se : Yaar mere Pet Mai Gas Hai!!!
Banta : Achha hua Petrol Nahi Hai Warna ONGC wale kua khod dete!

Photographer Santa w...

Photographer Santa was focusing on the dead body's face in a funeral function.
Suddenly all the relatives started beating him - why?
He said "SMILE PLEASE"

Postman: I have to c...

Postman: I have to come 5 miles to deliver u this packet.
Santa: Why did u come so far. Instead U could have posted it.

Friend to sardar: Y...

Friend to sardar:
Yar Sir Ka Msg Aaya Hai K Aaj Extra Class Hogi Kya Karun?
.
.
..
...Sardar:-'Message sending failed' likh ke bhej de....

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Santa : Tumhari biwi ka kya na...

JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Santa : Tumhari biwi ka kya naam hai? Banta : Google Kaur. Santa : Ye kaisa naam hai? Banta : Yaar mein jaha bhi hota hoon, wo mujhe dhoondh hi leti hai!

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eeto to her hu...

eeto to her hubby, "Please give me Rs. 2,000/-, I want to go to a Beauty Parlour." Santa looked at her from top to bottom and then gave her Rs. 10,000/-!

Banta: Why can'...

Banta: Why can't women drive well? Santa: Because there are so many mirrors in a car to distract them!

Santa Banta Se : Yaa...

Santa Banta Se : Yaar mere Pet Mai Gas Hai!!! Banta : Achha hua Petrol Nahi Hai Warna ONGC wale kua khod dete!

Photographer Santa w...

Photographer Santa was focusing on the dead body's face in a funeral function. Suddenly all the relatives started beating him - why? He said "SMILE PLEASE"

Postman: I have to c...

Postman: I have to come 5 miles to deliver u this packet. Santa: Why did u come so far. Instead U could have posted it.

Friend to sardar: Y...

Friend to sardar: Yar Sir Ka Msg Aaya Hai K Aaj Extra Class Hogi Kya Karun? . . .. ...Sardar:-'Message sending failed' likh ke bhej de....

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Santa : Tumhari biwi ka kya naam hai?
Banta : Google Kaur.
Santa : Ye kaisa naam hai?
Banta : Yaar mein jaha bhi hota hoon, wo mujhe dhoondh hi leti hai!

eeto to her hubby, "Please give me Rs. 2,000/-, I want to go to a Beauty Parlour."
Santa looked at her from top to bottom and then gave her Rs. 10,000/-!

Banta: Why can't women drive well?
Santa: Because there are so many mirrors in a car to distract them!

Santa Banta Se : Yaar mere Pet Mai Gas Hai!!!
Banta : Achha hua Petrol Nahi Hai Warna ONGC wale kua khod dete!

Photographer Santa was focusing on the dead body's face in a funeral function.
Suddenly all the relatives started beating him - why?
He said "SMILE PLEASE"

Postman: I have to come 5 miles to deliver u this packet.
Santa: Why did u come so far. Instead U could have posted it.

Friend to sardar:
Yar Sir Ka Msg Aaya Hai K Aaj Extra Class Hogi Kya Karun?
.
.
..
...Sardar:-'Message sending failed' likh ke bhej de....