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Santa: I got married because I...
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Gaurav
(
Oct 18, 2014
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Santa: I got married because I was tired of cooking, cleaning home and washing clothes.
Banta: Amazing, I got divorce for the same reason.
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What's Ford?What's F...
What's Ford?What's Ford?Santa: Gaadi.What's Oxford?Santa: So simple, Bail Gaadi.
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Santa is taken to co...
Santa is taken to court on the charge of drunken driving. The judge says, "You've been brought here for drinking."
Santa: Great. Let's get started!
By:
Ankita Arora
Category:
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Santa kissed his GF ...
Santa kissed his GF in park
Gf: Plz ye sab shaadi se pehle maat karo
Santa: Oh Soniye Don't worry I'm married.
By:
Nidhi
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SANTA at medical sto...
SANTA at medical store: I need poison
MAN:I can't sell u
until u hav prescription
SANTA showed his Weding card
MAN:Sir badi botal dun ya choti.
By:
B K Tripathi
Category:
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SANTA BANTA
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Wife to Santa : â...
Wife to Santa : ââ∠âYou donâââ‰â¢t love me at allâââ¬Ã Santa points towards their five children and says ââ∠âDo you think I donwloaded them from googleâââ¬Ã :)
By:
Aabha87
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SANTA BANTA
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Santa at petrol pump...
Santa at petrol pump
Bhai 1rs ka petrol dal do.
Salesman: Bhai itna sara petrol
dalva ke kahan jana h?
Santa: Jana kahan h hum
to aise hi paise urate h.
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Dev
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