Santa: I got married because I...

By Gaurav (Oct 18, 2014)

JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Santa: I got married because I was tired of cooking, cleaning home and washing clothes.
Banta: Amazing, I got divorce for the same reason.

Santa to his f...

Santa to his friend's son, "Where have you been for the last 4 years?

"At college, taking medicine."
Santa: And did you finally get well?

By: Gaurav
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Boss: Where were you...

Boss: Where were you born?
Sardarji: India ..
Boss: which part?
Sardarji: What 'which part'? Whole body was born in India .

By: Ankita Arora
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Banta: What's m...

Banta: What's marriage?

Santa: Marriage is the 7th sense of human that destroys all the 6 senses and makes the person nonsense!

By: Gaurav
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Santa: Look a thief ...

Santa: Look a thief has entered our kitchen and he is eating the cake I made. Banta: Whom should I call now, Police or Ambulance?

By: Shakil
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Srdar got new job: ...

Srdar got new job:
1st day he spent 11 hours on computer:
Boss was happy & asked what he did?
Sardar replied: Keybord te ABC agy pichy lagi c, O sidi kiti ae.

By: Ankita Arora
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Jeeto was learning d...

Jeeto was learning driving from Santa.
Jeeto: I do not know what to do.
Santa: Just imagine that I am driving!

By: Ankita Arora
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Santa: I got married because I...

JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Santa: I got married because I was tired of cooking, cleaning home and washing clothes.
Banta: Amazing, I got divorce for the same reason.

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Santa to his f...

Santa to his friend's son, "Where have you been for the last 4 years?

"At college, taking medicine."
Santa: And did you finally get well?

Boss: Where were you...

Boss: Where were you born?
Sardarji: India ..
Boss: which part?
Sardarji: What 'which part'? Whole body was born in India .

Banta: What's m...

Banta: What's marriage?

Santa: Marriage is the 7th sense of human that destroys all the 6 senses and makes the person nonsense!

Santa: Look a thief ...

Santa: Look a thief has entered our kitchen and he is eating the cake I made. Banta: Whom should I call now, Police or Ambulance?

Srdar got new job: ...

Srdar got new job:
1st day he spent 11 hours on computer:
Boss was happy & asked what he did?
Sardar replied: Keybord te ABC agy pichy lagi c, O sidi kiti ae.

Jeeto was learning d...

Jeeto was learning driving from Santa.
Jeeto: I do not know what to do.
Santa: Just imagine that I am driving!

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Santa: I got married because I...

JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Santa: I got married because I was tired of cooking, cleaning home and washing clothes. Banta: Amazing, I got divorce for the same reason.

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Santa to his f...

Santa to his friend's son, "Where have you been for the last 4 years? "At college, taking medicine." Santa: And did you finally get well?

Boss: Where were you...

Boss: Where were you born? Sardarji: India .. Boss: which part? Sardarji: What 'which part'? Whole body was born in India .

Banta: What's m...

Banta: What's marriage? Santa: Marriage is the 7th sense of human that destroys all the 6 senses and makes the person nonsense!

Santa: Look a thief ...

Santa: Look a thief has entered our kitchen and he is eating the cake I made. Banta: Whom should I call now, Police or Ambulance?

Srdar got new job: ...

Srdar got new job: 1st day he spent 11 hours on computer: Boss was happy & asked what he did? Sardar replied: Keybord te ABC agy pichy lagi c, O sidi kiti ae.

Jeeto was learning d...

Jeeto was learning driving from Santa. Jeeto: I do not know what to do. Santa: Just imagine that I am driving!

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Santa: I got married because I was tired of cooking, cleaning home and washing clothes.
Banta: Amazing, I got divorce for the same reason.

Santa to his friend's son, "Where have you been for the last 4 years?

"At college, taking medicine."
Santa: And did you finally get well?

Boss: Where were you born?
Sardarji: India ..
Boss: which part?
Sardarji: What 'which part'? Whole body was born in India .

Banta: What's marriage?

Santa: Marriage is the 7th sense of human that destroys all the 6 senses and makes the person nonsense!

Srdar got new job:
1st day he spent 11 hours on computer:
Boss was happy & asked what he did?
Sardar replied: Keybord te ABC agy pichy lagi c, O sidi kiti ae.

Jeeto was learning driving from Santa.
Jeeto: I do not know what to do.
Santa: Just imagine that I am driving!