Santa: Give Me An Idea To Bec...

By Ankita Arora (Aug 8, 2014)

JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Santa: Give Me An Idea
To Become Poor
Banta: Make A Hindi
Film With Himesh As
Hero ..
Santa: I Asked Idea To
Become Poor Not A
Beggar .. ;->

Jeeto: Kal raat um m...

Jeeto: Kal raat um mujhey neend main gaaliyan day rahay thay?
Santa: Tumhari galat fahami hai.
Jeeto: Kaisi galatfahami?
Santa: Yehi ki mein soya tha.

By: Ankita Arora
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

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The Teacher asked al...

The Teacher asked all the students in a class to write an essay on a cricket match. All were busy writing except Banta. He wrote "DUE TO RAIN, NO MATCH!"

By: ADMIN
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Jaj : Suna hai picha...

Jaj : Suna hai pichale 10 saal se tmne apni biwi ko dara dhamka k rakha hai.
Santa : Par Janab
Jaj : Safai ki jarurat nahi bas itna batao ye tumne kiya kaise,

By: Rajan
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Santa: What are the ...

Santa: What are the fastest means of communication?

Banta: Telephone, Television and Tell-a-woman!

By: Gaurav
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Santa read in the ne...

Santa read in the newspaper:
Micrsoft buys Skype 4 8.5bilion

He shook his head andsaid:
Idiots, they could hav downloaded it 4 free! :D ;)

By: Dev
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

A street dog was cha...

A street dog was chasing Santa and he was laughing.
A bystander: why are u laughing? Santa: I have an Airtel phone, but still Hutch network is following me.

By: Ankita Arora
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Santa: Give Me An Idea To Bec...

JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Santa: Give Me An Idea
To Become Poor
Banta: Make A Hindi
Film With Himesh As
Hero ..
Santa: I Asked Idea To
Become Poor Not A
Beggar .. ;->

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Jeeto: Kal raat um m...

Jeeto: Kal raat um mujhey neend main gaaliyan day rahay thay?
Santa: Tumhari galat fahami hai.
Jeeto: Kaisi galatfahami?
Santa: Yehi ki mein soya tha.

The Teacher asked al...

The Teacher asked all the students in a class to write an essay on a cricket match. All were busy writing except Banta. He wrote "DUE TO RAIN, NO MATCH!"

Jaj : Suna hai picha...

Jaj : Suna hai pichale 10 saal se tmne apni biwi ko dara dhamka k rakha hai.
Santa : Par Janab
Jaj : Safai ki jarurat nahi bas itna batao ye tumne kiya kaise,

Santa: What are the ...

Santa: What are the fastest means of communication?

Banta: Telephone, Television and Tell-a-woman!

Santa read in the ne...

Santa read in the newspaper:
Micrsoft buys Skype 4 8.5bilion

He shook his head andsaid:
Idiots, they could hav downloaded it 4 free! :D ;)

A street dog was cha...

A street dog was chasing Santa and he was laughing.
A bystander: why are u laughing? Santa: I have an Airtel phone, but still Hutch network is following me.

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JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Santa: Give Me An Idea To Become Poor Banta: Make A Hindi Film With Himesh As Hero .. Santa: I Asked Idea To Become Poor Not A Beggar .. ;-&gt;

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Jeeto: Kal raat um m...

Jeeto: Kal raat um mujhey neend main gaaliyan day rahay thay? Santa: Tumhari galat fahami hai. Jeeto: Kaisi galatfahami? Santa: Yehi ki mein soya tha.

The Teacher asked al...

The Teacher asked all the students in a class to write an essay on a cricket match. All were busy writing except Banta. He wrote "DUE TO RAIN, NO MATCH!"

Jaj : Suna hai picha...

Jaj : Suna hai pichale 10 saal se tmne apni biwi ko dara dhamka k rakha hai. Santa : Par Janab Jaj : Safai ki jarurat nahi bas itna batao ye tumne kiya kaise,

Santa: What are the ...

Santa: What are the fastest means of communication? Banta: Telephone, Television and Tell-a-woman!

Santa read in the ne...

Santa read in the newspaper: Micrsoft buys Skype 4 8.5bilion He shook his head andsaid: Idiots, they could hav downloaded it 4 free! :D ;)

A street dog was cha...

A street dog was chasing Santa and he was laughing. A bystander: why are u laughing? Santa: I have an Airtel phone, but still Hutch network is following me.

MrPopat Services

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Translate Page To Your Favourite Language

Santa: Give Me An Idea
To Become Poor
Banta: Make A Hindi
Film With Himesh As
Hero ..
Santa: I Asked Idea To
Become Poor Not A
Beggar .. ;->

Jeeto: Kal raat um mujhey neend main gaaliyan day rahay thay?
Santa: Tumhari galat fahami hai.
Jeeto: Kaisi galatfahami?
Santa: Yehi ki mein soya tha.

Jaj : Suna hai pichale 10 saal se tmne apni biwi ko dara dhamka k rakha hai.
Santa : Par Janab
Jaj : Safai ki jarurat nahi bas itna batao ye tumne kiya kaise,

Santa: What are the fastest means of communication?

Banta: Telephone, Television and Tell-a-woman!

Santa read in the newspaper:
Micrsoft buys Skype 4 8.5bilion

He shook his head andsaid:
Idiots, they could hav downloaded it 4 free! :D ;)

A street dog was chasing Santa and he was laughing.
A bystander: why are u laughing? Santa: I have an Airtel phone, but still Hutch network is following me.