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Bar owner: You can't stan...
By
Gaurav
(
Nov 29, 2014
)
JOKES
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SANTA BANTA
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Bar owner: You can't stand here. You're blocking the fire exit.
Santa: Don't worry. If there's a fire, I won't be standing here!
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Santa: I eat my sala...
Santa: I eat my salad without dressing.
Banta: For health reasons?
Santa: No. It's because once hungry who has the time to put on clothes.
By:
Gaurav
Category:
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SANTA BANTA
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Santa: I always give...
Santa: I always give waiters a tip.
Banta: That's nice of you.
Santa: But somehow, they never seem to appreciate my advice!
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Gaurav
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SANTA BANTA
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Santa goes to buy a ...
Santa goes to buy a underwear. On choosing one he asks: How much for this?Shopkeeper: Rs 500Santa: Arey bhai daily waer dikhaao, Party wear nahin chahiye.
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ADMIN
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SANTA BANTA
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Santa=Mera Beta Meri...
Santa=Mera Beta Meri Kahi Har Baat Manta Hai
Banta=Are Wah, Tumne Ye Kaise Kar Diya
Santa= Maine Use Keh Rakha Hai Jo Jee Me Aaye Kro.
By:
Khuman
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SANTA BANTA
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Santa: I have 2 bad ...
Santa: I have 2 bad news for you. How should I tell you?
Banta: Combine them.
Santa: Your Wife is Cheating on Both of us.
By:
Sandeep
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Santa: Ghar Me aag l...
Santa: Ghar Me aag lag gayi, aag lag gayi
Banta: Mujhe kya?
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Banta: Fir tujhe kya ?
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Ajay
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