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Santa: I have 2 bad news for y...
By
Sandeep
(
May 31, 2012
)
JOKES
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SANTA BANTA
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Santa: I have 2 bad news for you. How should I tell you?
Banta: Combine them.
Santa: Your Wife is Cheating on Both of us.
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Teacher: "I killed a person" convert this sentence into future tense. Santa: The future tense is "You will go to jail".
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Beggar: Oh sundari, ...
Beggar: Oh sundari, andha hoon, paanch rupya de de.Santa to his wife: De de, De de, tujhe sundari bola hai to har haal main ye andha hai.
By:
ADMIN
Category:
JOKES
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SANTA BANTA
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Boy : you are Beauti...
Boy : you are Beautiful!
Girl : "Tan"q and you are
Handsome..
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Boy : Then our Children would
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By:
Mansi
Category:
JOKES
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SANTA BANTA
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Banta: I've inv...
Banta: I've invented a new kind of computer which behaves like a human being. Santa: In what way? Banta: whenever it makes a mistake, it blames other computers.
By:
Noor Khan
Category:
JOKES
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SANTA BANTA
)
Santa Aur Banta Ne Z...
Santa Aur Banta Ne Zindagi Mai Pehli Baar Rickshaw Dekha.
Santa: Dekho Kitna Chhota Tanga.
Banta: H!
Aur Gadha to Dekho,
Aadmi Jaisa Dikhta H.
By:
Rajan
Category:
JOKES
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SANTA BANTA
)
Banta: What's t...
Banta: What's the matter, Santa - you look terrible.
Santa: Yeah. I am starved.
Banta: Why?
Santa: My wife's dieting!
By:
Gaurav
Category:
JOKES
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SANTA BANTA
)
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