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Santa:Mujhe Tou Aankhey Ban...
By
Rajan
(
Nov 3, 2014
)
JOKES
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SANTA BANTA
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Santa:Mujhe Tou Aankhey
Band Karney Par Bhi Dikhayi Deta Hai.
Banta:Achchaa, Kya Dikhta Hai?
Santa:Andhera.
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