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Santa: This mutton is under-co...
By
Gaurav
(
Nov 29, 2014
)
JOKES
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SANTA BANTA
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Santa: This mutton is under-cooked.
Jeeto: You don't appreciate my cooking.
Santa: I think the 'Vet' could save it if it we took it right away!
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Santa visits Chinese...
Santa visits Chinese friend dying in hospital. Man says CHIN YU YAN n dies. Santa goes 2 china 2 find meaning of friends last words. It is 'U R STANDNG ON D OXGN TUBE!"
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Santa: Today is Sund...
Santa: Today is Sunday & I wanna njoy, so I bought 3 movie ticketsJeeto: Why 3?Santa: For u n ur parents
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Santa ws getting bit...
Santa ws getting bitten by mosquitoes d whole night.
He got irritated.. Drank poison said, "ab kato salo, sb maroge!"
By:
Ankita Arora
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SANTA BANTA
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Santa & Banta got ti...
Santa & Banta got tired of mobile & decide 2 use pigeons. 1day a pigeon reaches Banta without message. Angry Banta calls Santa!Santa: Oye, this was a missed call.
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ADMIN
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Judge: Tum par cycle...
Judge: Tum par cycle chori ka ilzam sabit nahi hua,
Lihaza tumko baa-izzat bari kiya jata h.
Santa: Iska matlab me Wo Cycle rakh lu..?
By:
Dev
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Banta: Wife agar hus...
Banta: Wife agar husband ko naukar samjhe to husband ko kya karna chahiye?
Santa: Zyada kuch nhi, do char ghar aur pakad lene chahiye.
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