Strange marital problems: Ban...

By Gaurav (Nov 29, 2014)

JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Strange marital problems:
Banta: My wife can cook but won't.
Santa. You're lucky. My wife can't cook but does!

Santa-Muje Fone Pe D...

Santa-Muje Fone Pe Dhamki Mil Rhi H..!
Police-Kaun H Wo..?
Santa-Vodafone Wale..,
...Bolte H-
Bill Na Bhara
To Kaat Denge.

By: ANUJ
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Santa: This mutton i...

Santa: This mutton is under-cooked.
Jeeto: You don't appreciate my cooking.
Santa: I think the 'Vet' could save it if it we took it right away!

By: Gaurav
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

After an accident, ...

After an accident,

Driver said angrily:
I showed you the Headlights to say that I will go 1st.

Sardar:
I also started the Wipers to say, "No, No, No..."

By: Anamika Sharma
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Teacher to Sardar : ...

Teacher to Sardar : Tumne Home work Q nahi kiya.?
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Deadly answer given by

Santa: Sir kyuki hum to ''Hostel'' me rahte hain..!

By: Abhishek bhatia
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

After eating fish Sa...

After eating fish Santa Singh never drinks water!
Coz
He feared that fish will come alive and start swimming in his stomach!! ;-)

By: Ankita Arora
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Santa:mujhe apni gir...

Santa:mujhe apni girlfrnd ko gift dena h kya du?
Banta:diamond ring dede
Santa:nahi yaar esi chiz bata
jo usne kbi na pehni ho
Banta:Phir gents Underwear dede

By: Dev
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Strange marital problems: Ban...

JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Strange marital problems:
Banta: My wife can cook but won't.
Santa. You're lucky. My wife can't cook but does!

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Santa-Muje Fone Pe D...

Santa-Muje Fone Pe Dhamki Mil Rhi H..!
Police-Kaun H Wo..?
Santa-Vodafone Wale..,
...Bolte H-
Bill Na Bhara
To Kaat Denge.

Santa: This mutton i...

Santa: This mutton is under-cooked.
Jeeto: You don't appreciate my cooking.
Santa: I think the 'Vet' could save it if it we took it right away!

After an accident, ...

After an accident,

Driver said angrily:
I showed you the Headlights to say that I will go 1st.

Sardar:
I also started the Wipers to say, "No, No, No..."

Teacher to Sardar : ...

Teacher to Sardar : Tumne Home work Q nahi kiya.?
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
Deadly answer given by

Santa: Sir kyuki hum to ''Hostel'' me rahte hain..!

After eating fish Sa...

After eating fish Santa Singh never drinks water!
Coz
He feared that fish will come alive and start swimming in his stomach!! ;-)

Santa:mujhe apni gir...

Santa:mujhe apni girlfrnd ko gift dena h kya du?
Banta:diamond ring dede
Santa:nahi yaar esi chiz bata
jo usne kbi na pehni ho
Banta:Phir gents Underwear dede

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Strange marital problems: Ban...

JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Strange marital problems: Banta: My wife can cook but won't. Santa. You're lucky. My wife can't cook but does!

You May Also Like

Santa-Muje Fone Pe D...

Santa-Muje Fone Pe Dhamki Mil Rhi H..! Police-Kaun H Wo..? Santa-Vodafone Wale.., ...Bolte H- Bill Na Bhara To Kaat Denge.

Santa: This mutton i...

Santa: This mutton is under-cooked. Jeeto: You don't appreciate my cooking. Santa: I think the 'Vet' could save it if it we took it right away!

After an accident, ...

After an accident, Driver said angrily: I showed you the Headlights to say that I will go 1st. Sardar: I also started the Wipers to say, "No, No, No..."

Teacher to Sardar : ...

Teacher to Sardar : Tumne Home work Q nahi kiya.? . . . . . . . Deadly answer given by Santa: Sir kyuki hum to ''Hostel'' me rahte hain..!

After eating fish Sa...

After eating fish Santa Singh never drinks water! Coz He feared that fish will come alive and start swimming in his stomach!! ;-)

Santa:mujhe apni gir...

Santa:mujhe apni girlfrnd ko gift dena h kya du? Banta:diamond ring dede Santa:nahi yaar esi chiz bata jo usne kbi na pehni ho Banta:Phir gents Underwear dede

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Strange marital problems:
Banta: My wife can cook but won't.
Santa. You're lucky. My wife can't cook but does!

Santa-Muje Fone Pe Dhamki Mil Rhi H..!
Police-Kaun H Wo..?
Santa-Vodafone Wale..,
...Bolte H-
Bill Na Bhara
To Kaat Denge.

Santa: This mutton is under-cooked.
Jeeto: You don't appreciate my cooking.
Santa: I think the 'Vet' could save it if it we took it right away!

After an accident,

Driver said angrily:
I showed you the Headlights to say that I will go 1st.

Sardar:
I also started the Wipers to say, "No, No, No..."

Teacher to Sardar : Tumne Home work Q nahi kiya.?
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
Deadly answer given by

Santa: Sir kyuki hum to ''Hostel'' me rahte hain..!

After eating fish Santa Singh never drinks water!
Coz
He feared that fish will come alive and start swimming in his stomach!! ;-)

Santa:mujhe apni girlfrnd ko gift dena h kya du?
Banta:diamond ring dede
Santa:nahi yaar esi chiz bata
jo usne kbi na pehni ho
Banta:Phir gents Underwear dede