Santa ws getting bitten by mos...

By Ankita Arora (Jul 30, 2014)

JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Santa ws getting bitten by mosquitoes d whole night.

He got irritated.. Drank poison said, "ab kato salo, sb maroge!"

Jaj : Suna hai picha...

Jaj : Suna hai pichale 10 saal se tmne apni biwi ko dara dhamka k rakha hai.
Santa : Par Janab
Jaj : Safai ki jarurat nahi bas itna batao ye tumne kiya kaise,

By: Rajan
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

santa in Coffee shop...

santa in Coffee shop wth wife.
santa:Jldi Pi, Coffee thandi ho Jaye gi.
Wife:ki frk painda hai?
Santa: Bywakof Rate List dekh
Hot coffee Rs.15
Cold coffee.45

By: B K Tripathi
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Santa: Mujhe sanskri...

Santa: Mujhe sanskrit sikhaoge?
Pandit: Kyun?
Santa: Devtaon ki bhasha h, Swarg me zarurat padegi.
Pandit: Agar nark gaya to?
Santa: Punjabi tan aundi hi h.

By: Anamika Sharma
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Santa had a dream in...

Santa had a dream in which someone murdered him.
Next day he closed his bank account. Know why?
Because the bank's slogan was:
We make your dreams come true..

By: Hiten
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

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Santa: Mein Shimla j...

Santa: Mein Shimla ja raha hoon, jate hue raaste mein biwi ko khai mein dhaka de doonga.Banta: Yaar meri bi le ja, use bhi dhaka de dena.Santa: Theek hai, agar tu bura na maane use vaapsi pe dhaka de doon?

By: ADMIN
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Santa: Yaar mein apn...

Santa: Yaar mein apni girlfriend nu gift dena hai, ki devan?Banta: Gold ring de de.Santa: Koi vadi cheez das yaar.Banta: Tan fer MRF da tyre de de.

By: KK1989
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Santa ws getting bitten by mos...

JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Santa ws getting bitten by mosquitoes d whole night.

He got irritated.. Drank poison said, "ab kato salo, sb maroge!"

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Jaj : Suna hai picha...

Jaj : Suna hai pichale 10 saal se tmne apni biwi ko dara dhamka k rakha hai.
Santa : Par Janab
Jaj : Safai ki jarurat nahi bas itna batao ye tumne kiya kaise,

santa in Coffee shop...

santa in Coffee shop wth wife.
santa:Jldi Pi, Coffee thandi ho Jaye gi.
Wife:ki frk painda hai?
Santa: Bywakof Rate List dekh
Hot coffee Rs.15
Cold coffee.45

Santa: Mujhe sanskri...

Santa: Mujhe sanskrit sikhaoge?
Pandit: Kyun?
Santa: Devtaon ki bhasha h, Swarg me zarurat padegi.
Pandit: Agar nark gaya to?
Santa: Punjabi tan aundi hi h.

Santa had a dream in...

Santa had a dream in which someone murdered him.
Next day he closed his bank account. Know why?
Because the bank's slogan was:
We make your dreams come true..

Santa: Mein Shimla j...

Santa: Mein Shimla ja raha hoon, jate hue raaste mein biwi ko khai mein dhaka de doonga.Banta: Yaar meri bi le ja, use bhi dhaka de dena.Santa: Theek hai, agar tu bura na maane use vaapsi pe dhaka de doon?

Santa: Yaar mein apn...

Santa: Yaar mein apni girlfriend nu gift dena hai, ki devan?Banta: Gold ring de de.Santa: Koi vadi cheez das yaar.Banta: Tan fer MRF da tyre de de.

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Santa ws getting bitten by mos...

JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Santa ws getting bitten by mosquitoes d whole night. He got irritated.. Drank poison said, "ab kato salo, sb maroge!"

You May Also Like

Jaj : Suna hai picha...

Jaj : Suna hai pichale 10 saal se tmne apni biwi ko dara dhamka k rakha hai. Santa : Par Janab Jaj : Safai ki jarurat nahi bas itna batao ye tumne kiya kaise,

santa in Coffee shop...

santa in Coffee shop wth wife. santa:Jldi Pi, Coffee thandi ho Jaye gi. Wife:ki frk painda hai? Santa: Bywakof Rate List dekh Hot coffee Rs.15 Cold coffee.45

Santa: Mujhe sanskri...

Santa: Mujhe sanskrit sikhaoge? Pandit: Kyun? Santa: Devtaon ki bhasha h, Swarg me zarurat padegi. Pandit: Agar nark gaya to? Santa: Punjabi tan aundi hi h.

Santa had a dream in...

Santa had a dream in which someone murdered him. Next day he closed his bank account. Know why? Because the bank's slogan was: We make your dreams come true..

Santa: Mein Shimla j...

Santa: Mein Shimla ja raha hoon, jate hue raaste mein biwi ko khai mein dhaka de doonga.Banta: Yaar meri bi le ja, use bhi dhaka de dena.Santa: Theek hai, agar tu bura na maane use vaapsi pe dhaka de doon?

Santa: Yaar mein apn...

Santa: Yaar mein apni girlfriend nu gift dena hai, ki devan?Banta: Gold ring de de.Santa: Koi vadi cheez das yaar.Banta: Tan fer MRF da tyre de de.

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Santa ws getting bitten by mosquitoes d whole night.

He got irritated.. Drank poison said, "ab kato salo, sb maroge!"

Jaj : Suna hai pichale 10 saal se tmne apni biwi ko dara dhamka k rakha hai.
Santa : Par Janab
Jaj : Safai ki jarurat nahi bas itna batao ye tumne kiya kaise,

santa in Coffee shop wth wife.
santa:Jldi Pi, Coffee thandi ho Jaye gi.
Wife:ki frk painda hai?
Santa: Bywakof Rate List dekh
Hot coffee Rs.15
Cold coffee.45

Santa: Mujhe sanskrit sikhaoge?
Pandit: Kyun?
Santa: Devtaon ki bhasha h, Swarg me zarurat padegi.
Pandit: Agar nark gaya to?
Santa: Punjabi tan aundi hi h.

Santa had a dream in which someone murdered him.
Next day he closed his bank account. Know why?
Because the bank's slogan was:
We make your dreams come true..