Jeeto: You didn't have a ...

By Gaurav (Nov 29, 2014)

JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Jeeto: You didn't have a rag on your back when I married you.
Santa: Anyway, I've plenty of them now!

Banta: What's t...

Banta: What's the difference between us and Camels?
Santa: They can work without drinking for 7 days
and
We can drink without working for 7 days!

By: Ajay
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Patient: Santa, ye p...

Patient: Santa, ye phulo ki mala kis k liye?
Santa: Ye mera pehla operation hai, success hua to mere liye, nhi to tmhare liye.

By: Ankita Arora
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Santa: I'm worr...

Santa: I'm worried - it's raining and my wife is in the market.
Banta: Oh, she'll probably step inside some store.
Santa: Yeah. That's what I am worried about!

By: Gaurav
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Santa apni biwi ko m...

Santa apni biwi ko maar raha tha..
ek admi ne pucha kyu maar rahe ho?

Santa : Docter ne kaha hai, isko dawai koot ke deni h.

By: Dev
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

SLAM BOOK filled by ...

SLAM BOOK filled by Santa.

1.Strength: My wife,Jeeto.
2.Weakness: Banta' s wife,Preeto.
3.Oppurtunity: When Banta is on tour.
4.Threat:When I am on tour.

By: Anamika Sharma
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Boss: Where do you s...

Boss: Where do you see the company after 3 quarters?
Santa: After 3 quarters, I don't care about company growth, I just do "Nagin Dance"

By: Ajay
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Jeeto: You didn't have a ...

JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Jeeto: You didn't have a rag on your back when I married you.
Santa: Anyway, I've plenty of them now!

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Banta: What's t...

Banta: What's the difference between us and Camels?
Santa: They can work without drinking for 7 days
and
We can drink without working for 7 days!

Patient: Santa, ye p...

Patient: Santa, ye phulo ki mala kis k liye?
Santa: Ye mera pehla operation hai, success hua to mere liye, nhi to tmhare liye.

Santa: I'm worr...

Santa: I'm worried - it's raining and my wife is in the market.
Banta: Oh, she'll probably step inside some store.
Santa: Yeah. That's what I am worried about!

Santa apni biwi ko m...

Santa apni biwi ko maar raha tha..
ek admi ne pucha kyu maar rahe ho?

Santa : Docter ne kaha hai, isko dawai koot ke deni h.

SLAM BOOK filled by ...

SLAM BOOK filled by Santa.

1.Strength: My wife,Jeeto.
2.Weakness: Banta' s wife,Preeto.
3.Oppurtunity: When Banta is on tour.
4.Threat:When I am on tour.

Boss: Where do you s...

Boss: Where do you see the company after 3 quarters?
Santa: After 3 quarters, I don't care about company growth, I just do "Nagin Dance"

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Jeeto: You didn't have a ...

JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Jeeto: You didn't have a rag on your back when I married you. Santa: Anyway, I've plenty of them now!

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Banta: What's t...

Banta: What's the difference between us and Camels? Santa: They can work without drinking for 7 days and We can drink without working for 7 days!

Patient: Santa, ye p...

Patient: Santa, ye phulo ki mala kis k liye? Santa: Ye mera pehla operation hai, success hua to mere liye, nhi to tmhare liye.

Santa: I'm worr...

Santa: I'm worried - it's raining and my wife is in the market. Banta: Oh, she'll probably step inside some store. Santa: Yeah. That's what I am worried about!

Santa apni biwi ko m...

Santa apni biwi ko maar raha tha.. ek admi ne pucha kyu maar rahe ho? Santa : Docter ne kaha hai, isko dawai koot ke deni h.

SLAM BOOK filled by ...

SLAM BOOK filled by Santa. 1.Strength: My wife,Jeeto. 2.Weakness: Banta' s wife,Preeto. 3.Oppurtunity: When Banta is on tour. 4.Threat:When I am on tour.

Boss: Where do you s...

Boss: Where do you see the company after 3 quarters? Santa: After 3 quarters, I don't care about company growth, I just do "Nagin Dance"

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Jeeto: You didn't have a rag on your back when I married you.
Santa: Anyway, I've plenty of them now!

Banta: What's the difference between us and Camels?
Santa: They can work without drinking for 7 days
and
We can drink without working for 7 days!

Patient: Santa, ye phulo ki mala kis k liye?
Santa: Ye mera pehla operation hai, success hua to mere liye, nhi to tmhare liye.

Santa: I'm worried - it's raining and my wife is in the market.
Banta: Oh, she'll probably step inside some store.
Santa: Yeah. That's what I am worried about!

Santa apni biwi ko maar raha tha..
ek admi ne pucha kyu maar rahe ho?

Santa : Docter ne kaha hai, isko dawai koot ke deni h.

SLAM BOOK filled by Santa.

1.Strength: My wife,Jeeto.
2.Weakness: Banta' s wife,Preeto.
3.Oppurtunity: When Banta is on tour.
4.Threat:When I am on tour.

Boss: Where do you see the company after 3 quarters?
Santa: After 3 quarters, I don't care about company growth, I just do "Nagin Dance"