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A lady asked Santa: LIPTON di ...

By Dev (Nov 23, 2014)

JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

A lady asked Santa: LIPTON di chah hai?
Santa replied: Mainu ta nahi hai ji, tainu hai ta lipat ja...!

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