Santa: Heard 'B' is ...

By Gaurav (Nov 29, 2014)

JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Santa: Heard 'B' is feeling very hot.
Banta: How come?

Santa: Simply because he is not having AC around it!!

Teacher:Wo Kon C Che...

Teacher:Wo Kon C Cheez Hay
Jo Insan Ke Izzat Ko Mazbooti

Say Jakray Rakhti Hay?
Sardar Je: MISS

"NARRA":-)

By: Ankita Arora
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Doctor:Kamjori hai, ...

Doctor:Kamjori hai, Fruite khaya karo chilke sahit
after 1 hour
Santa: Mere Pet me Dard ho raha hai
Doctor: Kya khaya tha?
Santa: Pineapple, chilke sahit.

By: Ankita Arora
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

eeto to her hu...

eeto to her hubby, "Please give me Rs. 2,000/-, I want to go to a Beauty Parlour."
Santa looked at her from top to bottom and then gave her Rs. 10,000/-!

By: Gaurav
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Santa- Yaar! A Aura...

Santa- Yaar!
A Auratein Sharab
Se Nafrat Q Karati Hai?
Banta- Islye Ki,
Sharab Pine Ke
Baad Chuhe Jaisa
Pati Bhi Sher
Ho Jata Hai.

By: Hiten
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Santa was drawing mo...

Santa was drawing money from ATM.
Banta, who was just behind him in
the line said: I've seen ur password. It's ****.
Sant: U r wrong. It's 1394.

By: Hiten
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Train me warning lik...

Train me warning likhi the
"Bina Ticket Wale Yaatri Hoshiyaar"
Santa: Waah! Aur Jo Ticket lekar Yaatra kr rhe h
Wo sab saale Bewakuf h.

By: B K Tripathi
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Santa: Heard 'B' is ...

JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Santa: Heard 'B' is feeling very hot.
Banta: How come?

Santa: Simply because he is not having AC around it!!

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Teacher:Wo Kon C Che...

Teacher:Wo Kon C Cheez Hay
Jo Insan Ke Izzat Ko Mazbooti

Say Jakray Rakhti Hay?
Sardar Je: MISS

"NARRA":-)

Doctor:Kamjori hai, ...

Doctor:Kamjori hai, Fruite khaya karo chilke sahit
after 1 hour
Santa: Mere Pet me Dard ho raha hai
Doctor: Kya khaya tha?
Santa: Pineapple, chilke sahit.

eeto to her hu...

eeto to her hubby, "Please give me Rs. 2,000/-, I want to go to a Beauty Parlour."
Santa looked at her from top to bottom and then gave her Rs. 10,000/-!

Santa- Yaar! A Aura...

Santa- Yaar!
A Auratein Sharab
Se Nafrat Q Karati Hai?
Banta- Islye Ki,
Sharab Pine Ke
Baad Chuhe Jaisa
Pati Bhi Sher
Ho Jata Hai.

Santa was drawing mo...

Santa was drawing money from ATM.
Banta, who was just behind him in
the line said: I've seen ur password. It's ****.
Sant: U r wrong. It's 1394.

Train me warning lik...

Train me warning likhi the
"Bina Ticket Wale Yaatri Hoshiyaar"
Santa: Waah! Aur Jo Ticket lekar Yaatra kr rhe h
Wo sab saale Bewakuf h.

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Santa: Heard 'B' is ...

JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Santa: Heard 'B' is feeling very hot. Banta: How come? Santa: Simply because he is not having AC around it!!

You May Also Like

Teacher:Wo Kon C Che...

Teacher:Wo Kon C Cheez Hay Jo Insan Ke Izzat Ko Mazbooti Say Jakray Rakhti Hay? Sardar Je: MISS "NARRA":-)

Doctor:Kamjori hai, ...

Doctor:Kamjori hai, Fruite khaya karo chilke sahit after 1 hour Santa: Mere Pet me Dard ho raha hai Doctor: Kya khaya tha? Santa: Pineapple, chilke sahit.

eeto to her hu...

eeto to her hubby, "Please give me Rs. 2,000/-, I want to go to a Beauty Parlour." Santa looked at her from top to bottom and then gave her Rs. 10,000/-!

Santa- Yaar! A Aura...

Santa- Yaar! A Auratein Sharab Se Nafrat Q Karati Hai? Banta- Islye Ki, Sharab Pine Ke Baad Chuhe Jaisa Pati Bhi Sher Ho Jata Hai.

Santa was drawing mo...

Santa was drawing money from ATM. Banta, who was just behind him in the line said: I've seen ur password. It's ****. Sant: U r wrong. It's 1394.

Train me warning lik...

Train me warning likhi the "Bina Ticket Wale Yaatri Hoshiyaar" Santa: Waah! Aur Jo Ticket lekar Yaatra kr rhe h Wo sab saale Bewakuf h.

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Santa: Heard 'B' is feeling very hot.
Banta: How come?

Santa: Simply because he is not having AC around it!!

Teacher:Wo Kon C Cheez Hay
Jo Insan Ke Izzat Ko Mazbooti

Say Jakray Rakhti Hay?
Sardar Je: MISS

"NARRA":-)

Doctor:Kamjori hai, Fruite khaya karo chilke sahit
after 1 hour
Santa: Mere Pet me Dard ho raha hai
Doctor: Kya khaya tha?
Santa: Pineapple, chilke sahit.

eeto to her hubby, "Please give me Rs. 2,000/-, I want to go to a Beauty Parlour."
Santa looked at her from top to bottom and then gave her Rs. 10,000/-!

Santa- Yaar!
A Auratein Sharab
Se Nafrat Q Karati Hai?
Banta- Islye Ki,
Sharab Pine Ke
Baad Chuhe Jaisa
Pati Bhi Sher
Ho Jata Hai.

Santa was drawing money from ATM.
Banta, who was just behind him in
the line said: I've seen ur password. It's ****.
Sant: U r wrong. It's 1394.

Train me warning likhi the
"Bina Ticket Wale Yaatri Hoshiyaar"
Santa: Waah! Aur Jo Ticket lekar Yaatra kr rhe h
Wo sab saale Bewakuf h.