By Rajan (Nov 3, 2014)
In an interview, Interviewer: How does an electric motor run? Santa : Dhhuuuurrrrrrrrrr. Inteviewer shouts: Stop it. Santa : Dhhuurrrr dhup dhup dhup.
Santa: Exercise must be good. Banta: What makes you say so? Santa: My wife's tongue has never been sick a day in her life!!!
Santa's son: Mere papa bahut darpok hain.Banta's son: How?Santa's son: Jab bhi road cross karte hain to meri ungli pakad lete hain aur kehte hain ki chodna mat.
Angry Santa to his son: Have you ever seen an owl?Pappu: (Luking down) No...Santa: Don't look down. Look at me.
Patient; Santa, ye phulo ki mala kis k liye? Santa: Ye mera pehla operation hai, success hua to mere liye, nhi to tmhare liye.
Banta: Wo ladki deaf lagti hai. Main kuch kehta hoon Woh kuch aur hi bolti hai. Santa: Kaise? Banta: Maine kaha I Luv U, Oo woh boli ?? Maine kal hi Nayi Sa
santa in Coffee shop wth wife. santar:Jldi Pi, Coffee thandi ho Jaye gi. Wife:ki frk painda hai? Srdar: Bywakof Rate List dekh Hot coffee Rs.15 Cold coffee.45
