In an interview, Interviewer: How does an electric motor run?
Santa : Dhhuuuurrrrrrrrrr.
Inteviewer shouts: Stop it.
Santa : Dhhuurrrr dhup dhup dhup.
Banta: Where are you going?
Santa: I have to take my paycheck to the bank. It's too little to go by itself!
Santa recently found the answer to the most difficult question ever.What came first, the Chicken or the Egg? O Yaar, what ever u order first will come first.
Santa ne shampoo kharida.
Santa: iske sath jo gift hai do
Shopkeepe: iske sath koi gift nahi hai
Santa: jhoothe! ispe likha hai "Dandruff Free"
santa= mere padosi ka bacha gum ho gaya
banta= fir kya kiya?
santa= maine kaha google pe search karlo, mil jaye to download kr lena.
Santa & banta rajai me so rahe the to santa bola yaar banta paad maar or rajai garam karde.
Banta ne rajai me tatti kardi or bola le aag hi laga di hath sek le.