In an interview, Interviewer: How does an electric motor run?
Santa : Dhhuuuurrrrrrrrrr.
Inteviewer shouts: Stop it.
Santa : Dhhuurrrr dhup dhup dhup.
Santa: Exercise must be good.
Banta: What makes you say so?
Santa: My wife's tongue has never been sick a day in her life!!!
Santa's son: Mere papa bahut darpok hain.Banta's son: How?Santa's son: Jab bhi road cross karte hain to meri ungli pakad lete hain aur kehte hain ki chodna mat.
Angry Santa to his son: Have you ever seen an owl?Pappu: (Luking down) No...Santa: Don't look down. Look at me.
Patient; Santa, ye phulo ki mala kis k liye?
Santa: Ye mera pehla operation hai, success hua to mere liye, nhi to tmhare liye.
Banta: Wo ladki deaf lagti hai.
Main kuch kehta hoon
Woh kuch aur hi bolti hai.
Banta: Maine kaha I Luv U, Oo woh boli ?? Maine kal hi