Santa had a dream in which som...

By Rajan (Nov 3, 2014)

JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Santa had a dream in which someone murdered him. Next day he closed his bank account. Know why?
Because the bank's slogan was: We make your dreams come true...

Santa: Oh Yaar Tu Ki...

Santa: Oh Yaar Tu Ki Boli Janda Ae Mainu Nai Sunai Dinda?

Thodi Uchi Aawaz Ch Bol Taan Sunu
Banta: Me Taan Bas Chewing Gum Chab Reha H Tainu Ki Keha?

By: Ajay
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Banta: Why did you g...

Banta: Why did you go upstairs when the party is the lawns?

Santa: I overheard that the drinks are on the house!

By: Gaurav
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Santa: Today is Sund...

Santa: Today is Sunday I wanna njoy, so I

bought 3 movie tickets

Jeeto: Why 3?

Santa: For you and your parents.

By: Seema Yadav
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

At a playhouse theat...

At a playhouse theatre in Boston: Fix this toilet!
The response: We're actors, not plumbers.
The response to the response: Then act like plumbers!

By: Harry
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Santa- Wat Is The Na...

Santa- Wat Is The Name Of Your Car?
Banta-I Forgot The Name,But Its Starts With 'T'
Santa-Oye Kamaal Ki Gaadi Hai,Tea Se Start Hoti Hai.

By: B K Tripathi
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Santa aadhi raat ko ...

Santa aadhi raat ko apni moti bibi se bola k sisak sisak kemarna theek hai ya ek dum.
Jeeto: Ek dum.
Santa: To apni dusri tang bhi mujh per rakh do.

By: Ankita Arora
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Santa had a dream in which som...

JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Santa had a dream in which someone murdered him. Next day he closed his bank account. Know why?
Because the bank's slogan was: We make your dreams come true...

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Santa: Oh Yaar Tu Ki...

Santa: Oh Yaar Tu Ki Boli Janda Ae Mainu Nai Sunai Dinda?

Thodi Uchi Aawaz Ch Bol Taan Sunu
Banta: Me Taan Bas Chewing Gum Chab Reha H Tainu Ki Keha?

Banta: Why did you g...

Banta: Why did you go upstairs when the party is the lawns?

Santa: I overheard that the drinks are on the house!

Santa: Today is Sund...

Santa: Today is Sunday I wanna njoy, so I

bought 3 movie tickets

Jeeto: Why 3?

Santa: For you and your parents.

At a playhouse theat...

At a playhouse theatre in Boston: Fix this toilet!
The response: We're actors, not plumbers.
The response to the response: Then act like plumbers!

Santa- Wat Is The Na...

Santa- Wat Is The Name Of Your Car?
Banta-I Forgot The Name,But Its Starts With 'T'
Santa-Oye Kamaal Ki Gaadi Hai,Tea Se Start Hoti Hai.

Santa aadhi raat ko ...

Santa aadhi raat ko apni moti bibi se bola k sisak sisak kemarna theek hai ya ek dum.
Jeeto: Ek dum.
Santa: To apni dusri tang bhi mujh per rakh do.

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Santa had a dream in which som...

JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Santa had a dream in which someone murdered him. Next day he closed his bank account. Know why? Because the bank's slogan was: We make your dreams come true...

You May Also Like

Santa: Oh Yaar Tu Ki...

Santa: Oh Yaar Tu Ki Boli Janda Ae Mainu Nai Sunai Dinda? Thodi Uchi Aawaz Ch Bol Taan Sunu Banta: Me Taan Bas Chewing Gum Chab Reha H Tainu Ki Keha?

Banta: Why did you g...

Banta: Why did you go upstairs when the party is the lawns? Santa: I overheard that the drinks are on the house!

Santa: Today is Sund...

Santa: Today is Sunday I wanna njoy, so I bought 3 movie tickets Jeeto: Why 3? Santa: For you and your parents.

At a playhouse theat...

At a playhouse theatre in Boston: Fix this toilet! The response: We're actors, not plumbers. The response to the response: Then act like plumbers!

Santa- Wat Is The Na...

Santa- Wat Is The Name Of Your Car? Banta-I Forgot The Name,But Its Starts With 'T' Santa-Oye Kamaal Ki Gaadi Hai,Tea Se Start Hoti Hai.

Santa aadhi raat ko ...

Santa aadhi raat ko apni moti bibi se bola k sisak sisak kemarna theek hai ya ek dum. Jeeto: Ek dum. Santa: To apni dusri tang bhi mujh per rakh do.

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Santa had a dream in which someone murdered him. Next day he closed his bank account. Know why?
Because the bank's slogan was: We make your dreams come true...

Santa: Oh Yaar Tu Ki Boli Janda Ae Mainu Nai Sunai Dinda?

Thodi Uchi Aawaz Ch Bol Taan Sunu
Banta: Me Taan Bas Chewing Gum Chab Reha H Tainu Ki Keha?

Banta: Why did you go upstairs when the party is the lawns?

Santa: I overheard that the drinks are on the house!

Santa: Today is Sunday I wanna njoy, so I

bought 3 movie tickets

Jeeto: Why 3?

Santa: For you and your parents.

At a playhouse theatre in Boston: Fix this toilet!
The response: We're actors, not plumbers.
The response to the response: Then act like plumbers!

Santa- Wat Is The Name Of Your Car?
Banta-I Forgot The Name,But Its Starts With 'T'
Santa-Oye Kamaal Ki Gaadi Hai,Tea Se Start Hoti Hai.

Santa aadhi raat ko apni moti bibi se bola k sisak sisak kemarna theek hai ya ek dum.
Jeeto: Ek dum.
Santa: To apni dusri tang bhi mujh per rakh do.