Santa had a dream in which som...

By Rajan (Nov 3, 2014)

JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Santa had a dream in which someone murdered him. Next day he closed his bank account. Know why?
Because the bank's slogan was: We make your dreams come true...

House owner: Rs 500 ...

House owner: Rs 500 kiraya hoga.
Tanent: Thik hai. Lekin aapke ghar me chuhe nach rhe hai.
House owner: To saale 500 me kya Sheela nachegi?

By: Imran Kagzi
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Santa aur Jeeto mai ...

Santa aur Jeeto mai larai ho gayi, Santa ghar se chala gaya
Santa raat ko phone pe: Khane mai kya h?
Jeeto: Zehar
Husb: Mai dair se aaonga, tum kha kar so jana

By: Harry
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Maths Teacher Was Te...

Maths Teacher Was Teaching
Mathematical Conversions

Teacher: If
1000 Kgs= Ton.
Then

For 3000 Kgs
=How Much?

Santa: Ton!Ton!Ton!

By: Sumit
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Santa to his doctor,...

Santa to his doctor, "My wife has lost her voice. How can I help her get it back?"

Doctor: Try coming home at three o'clock in the morning!

By: Gaurav
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Santa: If Adam and E...

Santa: If Adam and Eve were Chinese, we would still be in paradise.
Banta: Why?
Santa: Because they would have eaten snake instead of the bloody apple.

By: Ajay
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

1 Aadmi Santa ki Bet...

1 Aadmi Santa ki Betay Se Puchhta Hai:
Beta Papa Ghar Main H?

Santa Ka Beta Sprite Pete Huye
Uncle Seedha Bolo Mummy Se Milna H.

Seedhi Baat No Bakwas.

By: Ankita Arora
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Santa had a dream in which som...

JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Santa had a dream in which someone murdered him. Next day he closed his bank account. Know why?
Because the bank's slogan was: We make your dreams come true...

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House owner: Rs 500 ...

House owner: Rs 500 kiraya hoga.
Tanent: Thik hai. Lekin aapke ghar me chuhe nach rhe hai.
House owner: To saale 500 me kya Sheela nachegi?

Santa aur Jeeto mai ...

Santa aur Jeeto mai larai ho gayi, Santa ghar se chala gaya
Santa raat ko phone pe: Khane mai kya h?
Jeeto: Zehar
Husb: Mai dair se aaonga, tum kha kar so jana

Maths Teacher Was Te...

Maths Teacher Was Teaching
Mathematical Conversions

Teacher: If
1000 Kgs= Ton.
Then

For 3000 Kgs
=How Much?

Santa: Ton!Ton!Ton!

Santa to his doctor,...

Santa to his doctor, "My wife has lost her voice. How can I help her get it back?"

Doctor: Try coming home at three o'clock in the morning!

Santa: If Adam and E...

Santa: If Adam and Eve were Chinese, we would still be in paradise.
Banta: Why?
Santa: Because they would have eaten snake instead of the bloody apple.

1 Aadmi Santa ki Bet...

1 Aadmi Santa ki Betay Se Puchhta Hai:
Beta Papa Ghar Main H?

Santa Ka Beta Sprite Pete Huye
Uncle Seedha Bolo Mummy Se Milna H.

Seedhi Baat No Bakwas.

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Santa had a dream in which som...

JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Santa had a dream in which someone murdered him. Next day he closed his bank account. Know why? Because the bank's slogan was: We make your dreams come true...

You May Also Like

House owner: Rs 500 ...

House owner: Rs 500 kiraya hoga. Tanent: Thik hai. Lekin aapke ghar me chuhe nach rhe hai. House owner: To saale 500 me kya Sheela nachegi?

Santa aur Jeeto mai ...

Santa aur Jeeto mai larai ho gayi, Santa ghar se chala gaya Santa raat ko phone pe: Khane mai kya h? Jeeto: Zehar Husb: Mai dair se aaonga, tum kha kar so jana

Maths Teacher Was Te...

Maths Teacher Was Teaching Mathematical Conversions Teacher: If 1000 Kgs= Ton. Then For 3000 Kgs =How Much? Santa: Ton!Ton!Ton!

Santa to his doctor,...

Santa to his doctor, "My wife has lost her voice. How can I help her get it back?" Doctor: Try coming home at three o'clock in the morning!

Santa: If Adam and E...

Santa: If Adam and Eve were Chinese, we would still be in paradise. Banta: Why? Santa: Because they would have eaten snake instead of the bloody apple.

1 Aadmi Santa ki Bet...

1 Aadmi Santa ki Betay Se Puchhta Hai: Beta Papa Ghar Main H? Santa Ka Beta Sprite Pete Huye Uncle Seedha Bolo Mummy Se Milna H. Seedhi Baat No Bakwas.

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Santa had a dream in which someone murdered him. Next day he closed his bank account. Know why?
Because the bank's slogan was: We make your dreams come true...

House owner: Rs 500 kiraya hoga.
Tanent: Thik hai. Lekin aapke ghar me chuhe nach rhe hai.
House owner: To saale 500 me kya Sheela nachegi?

Santa aur Jeeto mai larai ho gayi, Santa ghar se chala gaya
Santa raat ko phone pe: Khane mai kya h?
Jeeto: Zehar
Husb: Mai dair se aaonga, tum kha kar so jana

Maths Teacher Was Teaching
Mathematical Conversions

Teacher: If
1000 Kgs= Ton.
Then

For 3000 Kgs
=How Much?

Santa: Ton!Ton!Ton!

Santa to his doctor, "My wife has lost her voice. How can I help her get it back?"

Doctor: Try coming home at three o'clock in the morning!

Santa: If Adam and Eve were Chinese, we would still be in paradise.
Banta: Why?
Santa: Because they would have eaten snake instead of the bloody apple.

1 Aadmi Santa ki Betay Se Puchhta Hai:
Beta Papa Ghar Main H?

Santa Ka Beta Sprite Pete Huye
Uncle Seedha Bolo Mummy Se Milna H.

Seedhi Baat No Bakwas.