Santa at an Art Gallery: I sup...

By Rajan (Nov 3, 2014)

JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Santa at an Art Gallery: I suppose this horrible looking thing is what you call Modern art?
Art dealer: I beg your pardon sir, that's a mirror!

BANTA-tera history d...

BANTA-tera history da paper kaisa hua ?
SANTA-'bhout bura',
Saalo ne mere birth se B phale K question puch rakhe the.

By: ANUJ
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Ek admi khade-khade ...

Ek admi khade-khade chaabi se apna kaan khujla raha tha

Santa use gaur se dekhte hue bola-
Bhaisahab, aap start nahi ho rahe to dhakka lagau.

By: Dev
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Boy-chalti hai kya 9...

Boy-chalti hai kya 9 se 12 ??
Girl -chal,
Boy-kaha?
Girl-principal ke pas,
Boy-lo ab apni behan se majak
bi ni kar sakta!! Girl-bewkuf chutti mangne.

By: Puneet Munjal
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Santa Car ki Battery...

Santa Car ki Battery change karwane gaya.
Mechanic: Sahab, Exide ki Daal doon?
Santa: Nahin yaar,
Dono side ki daal de warna phir Problem hogi.

By: Dev
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Once Banta got a par...

Once Banta got a party invitation saying..... Black tie only !

At the party, Banta ws vry shocked 2 see othr ppl wearing suits also !!!!!!

By: Rajan
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Santa police station...

Santa police station aaya aur bola mujhe arrest karo mene apni biwi k sar pe danda Mara

Police: wo mar gyi ?
Banta :- Na woh Bach gyi ,
Ab meri kher nahi...

By: Sonu
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Santa at an Art Gallery: I sup...

JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Santa at an Art Gallery: I suppose this horrible looking thing is what you call Modern art?
Art dealer: I beg your pardon sir, that's a mirror!

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BANTA-tera history d...

BANTA-tera history da paper kaisa hua ?
SANTA-'bhout bura',
Saalo ne mere birth se B phale K question puch rakhe the.

Ek admi khade-khade ...

Ek admi khade-khade chaabi se apna kaan khujla raha tha

Santa use gaur se dekhte hue bola-
Bhaisahab, aap start nahi ho rahe to dhakka lagau.

Boy-chalti hai kya 9...

Boy-chalti hai kya 9 se 12 ??
Girl -chal,
Boy-kaha?
Girl-principal ke pas,
Boy-lo ab apni behan se majak
bi ni kar sakta!! Girl-bewkuf chutti mangne.

Santa Car ki Battery...

Santa Car ki Battery change karwane gaya.
Mechanic: Sahab, Exide ki Daal doon?
Santa: Nahin yaar,
Dono side ki daal de warna phir Problem hogi.

Once Banta got a par...

Once Banta got a party invitation saying..... Black tie only !

At the party, Banta ws vry shocked 2 see othr ppl wearing suits also !!!!!!

Santa police station...

Santa police station aaya aur bola mujhe arrest karo mene apni biwi k sar pe danda Mara

Police: wo mar gyi ?
Banta :- Na woh Bach gyi ,
Ab meri kher nahi...

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Santa at an Art Gallery: I sup...

JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Santa at an Art Gallery: I suppose this horrible looking thing is what you call Modern art? Art dealer: I beg your pardon sir, that's a mirror!

You May Also Like

BANTA-tera history d...

BANTA-tera history da paper kaisa hua ? SANTA-'bhout bura', Saalo ne mere birth se B phale K question puch rakhe the.

Ek admi khade-khade ...

Ek admi khade-khade chaabi se apna kaan khujla raha tha Santa use gaur se dekhte hue bola- Bhaisahab, aap start nahi ho rahe to dhakka lagau.

Boy-chalti hai kya 9...

Boy-chalti hai kya 9 se 12 ?? Girl -chal, Boy-kaha? Girl-principal ke pas, Boy-lo ab apni behan se majak bi ni kar sakta!! Girl-bewkuf chutti mangne.

Santa Car ki Battery...

Santa Car ki Battery change karwane gaya. Mechanic: Sahab, Exide ki Daal doon? Santa: Nahin yaar, Dono side ki daal de warna phir Problem hogi.

Once Banta got a par...

Once Banta got a party invitation saying..... Black tie only ! At the party, Banta ws vry shocked 2 see othr ppl wearing suits also !!!!!!

Santa police station...

Santa police station aaya aur bola mujhe arrest karo mene apni biwi k sar pe danda Mara Police: wo mar gyi ? Banta :- Na woh Bach gyi , Ab meri kher nahi...

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Santa at an Art Gallery: I suppose this horrible looking thing is what you call Modern art?
Art dealer: I beg your pardon sir, that's a mirror!

BANTA-tera history da paper kaisa hua ?
SANTA-'bhout bura',
Saalo ne mere birth se B phale K question puch rakhe the.

Ek admi khade-khade chaabi se apna kaan khujla raha tha

Santa use gaur se dekhte hue bola-
Bhaisahab, aap start nahi ho rahe to dhakka lagau.

Boy-chalti hai kya 9 se 12 ??
Girl -chal,
Boy-kaha?
Girl-principal ke pas,
Boy-lo ab apni behan se majak
bi ni kar sakta!! Girl-bewkuf chutti mangne.

Santa Car ki Battery change karwane gaya.
Mechanic: Sahab, Exide ki Daal doon?
Santa: Nahin yaar,
Dono side ki daal de warna phir Problem hogi.

Once Banta got a party invitation saying..... Black tie only !

At the party, Banta ws vry shocked 2 see othr ppl wearing suits also !!!!!!

Santa police station aaya aur bola mujhe arrest karo mene apni biwi k sar pe danda Mara

Police: wo mar gyi ?
Banta :- Na woh Bach gyi ,
Ab meri kher nahi...