Interviewer: What is skeleton?...

By Anamika Sharma (Oct 22, 2014)

JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Interviewer: What is skeleton?
Santa: Skeleton is a person who started dieting but forgot to stop it..!!!

In train, a woman sl...

In train, a woman slept at Santa son's seat and refused to get up.
Santa went to TC and complained, " This lady is not giving berth to my child!"

By: Gaurav
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Santa: I got married...

Santa: I got married because I was tired of cooking, cleaning home and washing clothes.
Banta: Amazing, I got divorce for the same reason.

By: Ajay
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Customer: You told m...

Customer: You told me this car was rust-free.

Santa: Well, we didn't charge you extra for the rust, Did we?

By: Gaurav
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Santa: yar aeroplane...

Santa: yar aeroplane itna bada hota h to usse paint kaise karte hai?
Banta: aeroplan e jab udte hue CHOTA sa dikhta hai to phata phat uspe paint kar dete h.

By: Dev
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Ek Admi Khade-khade ...

Ek Admi Khade-khade Chaabi Se
Apna Kaan Khujla Raha Tha

Santa Use Gaur Se Dekhte Hue Bola-
Bhaisahab, Aap Start Nahi Ho Rahe
To Dhakka Lagau.

By: Rajan
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Santa Shouting 2 His...

Santa Shouting 2 His GF
" U Said V Will Do Register
Marriage And Cheated Me,
I Was Waiting 4 U
Yesterday Whole Day
In The Post Office...."

By: Ankita Arora
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Interviewer: What is skeleton?...

JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Interviewer: What is skeleton?
Santa: Skeleton is a person who started dieting but forgot to stop it..!!!

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In train, a woman sl...

In train, a woman slept at Santa son's seat and refused to get up.
Santa went to TC and complained, " This lady is not giving berth to my child!"

Santa: I got married...

Santa: I got married because I was tired of cooking, cleaning home and washing clothes.
Banta: Amazing, I got divorce for the same reason.

Customer: You told m...

Customer: You told me this car was rust-free.

Santa: Well, we didn't charge you extra for the rust, Did we?

Santa: yar aeroplane...

Santa: yar aeroplane itna bada hota h to usse paint kaise karte hai?
Banta: aeroplan e jab udte hue CHOTA sa dikhta hai to phata phat uspe paint kar dete h.

Ek Admi Khade-khade ...

Ek Admi Khade-khade Chaabi Se
Apna Kaan Khujla Raha Tha

Santa Use Gaur Se Dekhte Hue Bola-
Bhaisahab, Aap Start Nahi Ho Rahe
To Dhakka Lagau.

Santa Shouting 2 His...

Santa Shouting 2 His GF
" U Said V Will Do Register
Marriage And Cheated Me,
I Was Waiting 4 U
Yesterday Whole Day
In The Post Office...."

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Interviewer: What is skeleton?...

JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Interviewer: What is skeleton? Santa: Skeleton is a person who started dieting but forgot to stop it..!!!

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In train, a woman sl...

In train, a woman slept at Santa son's seat and refused to get up. Santa went to TC and complained, " This lady is not giving berth to my child!"

Santa: I got married...

Santa: I got married because I was tired of cooking, cleaning home and washing clothes. Banta: Amazing, I got divorce for the same reason.

Customer: You told m...

Customer: You told me this car was rust-free. Santa: Well, we didn't charge you extra for the rust, Did we?

Santa: yar aeroplane...

Santa: yar aeroplane itna bada hota h to usse paint kaise karte hai? Banta: aeroplan e jab udte hue CHOTA sa dikhta hai to phata phat uspe paint kar dete h.

Ek Admi Khade-khade ...

Ek Admi Khade-khade Chaabi Se Apna Kaan Khujla Raha Tha Santa Use Gaur Se Dekhte Hue Bola- Bhaisahab, Aap Start Nahi Ho Rahe To Dhakka Lagau.

Santa Shouting 2 His...

Santa Shouting 2 His GF " U Said V Will Do Register Marriage And Cheated Me, I Was Waiting 4 U Yesterday Whole Day In The Post Office...."

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Interviewer: What is skeleton?
Santa: Skeleton is a person who started dieting but forgot to stop it..!!!

In train, a woman slept at Santa son's seat and refused to get up.
Santa went to TC and complained, " This lady is not giving berth to my child!"

Santa: I got married because I was tired of cooking, cleaning home and washing clothes.
Banta: Amazing, I got divorce for the same reason.

Customer: You told me this car was rust-free.

Santa: Well, we didn't charge you extra for the rust, Did we?

Santa: yar aeroplane itna bada hota h to usse paint kaise karte hai?
Banta: aeroplan e jab udte hue CHOTA sa dikhta hai to phata phat uspe paint kar dete h.

Ek Admi Khade-khade Chaabi Se
Apna Kaan Khujla Raha Tha

Santa Use Gaur Se Dekhte Hue Bola-
Bhaisahab, Aap Start Nahi Ho Rahe
To Dhakka Lagau.

Santa Shouting 2 His GF
" U Said V Will Do Register
Marriage And Cheated Me,
I Was Waiting 4 U
Yesterday Whole Day
In The Post Office...."