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Jailor: Tumhe kal subah 5 baje...
By
Anamika Sharma
(
Oct 22, 2014
)
JOKES
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SANTA BANTA
)
Jailor: Tumhe kal subah 5 baje phansi di jayegi.
Sardar: Ha Ha Ha Ha!
Jailor: Kyon has rahe ho?
Sardar: Main to uthta hi subha 9 baje hoon!
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