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Banta ped pe chada to upr bait...
By
Gaurav
(
Sep 20, 2014
)
JOKES
(
SANTA BANTA
)
Banta ped pe chada to upr baithey
Bandar ne poocha: Upr kyu aya?
Banta: Apple khane.
Bandar: Yeh to aam ka ped hai.
Banta: Pata hai, Apple sath laya hu.
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