Santa ki chatri me hole tha, kisine pucha, umbrella mein hole kyu?
Sardar bola: Oye barish ruk jayegi to pata kaise chalega.
Santa ne shampoo kharida.
Santa: iske sath jo gift hai do
Shopkeepe: iske sath koi gift nhi hai
Santa: jhoothe! ispe likha hai "Dandruff Free"
Santa looked in the mirror & said: Seems I've seen him sumwhere.Then he says: Oh yes! He's the same bastard who was standing next to my wife in my wedding album.
Banta: Boss, is Gaddaar ka kya kre ?
Santa: Ise sui chubha-chubha kr mar do or sui iske side me rakh dena Police smajhege.
SANTA: Apne Dost Se: Tera Bhai AajKal Kya Kar Rha H?
BANTA: 1 Dukan Kholi Thi, Par ab Jail Me He.
SANTA: Wo Kyu?
BANTA: Dukan HATHODE Se Kholi Thi.
Santa at petrol pump
Bhai 1rs ka petrol dal do.
Salesman: Bhai itna sara petrol
dalva ke kahan jana h?
Santa: Jana kahan h hum
to aise hi paise urate h.