Sardar: in my dreams rats play football every night.
DR: take this tablet you will be ok.
Sardar: Can I take tomorrow, tonight is final game.
Jeeto comes out of a beauty salon and asks Santa, 'How do I look?'
Santa: 'Well, at least you tried.'
Santa: Dekh Teri Biwi Ko Saap Kaat
Banta: Abey Wo Kaat Nahi Raha,
Uska Zeher Khatam Ho Gaya Hai
To Wo Recharge Karwane Aaya H!
Banta: Does an apple a day really keep the doctor away?
Santa: If you aim it well enough!..
A sweet girl goes to Banta's shop
and said: Mujhe underwear dikhao.
Banta sharmate hue: Aaj pehan kar nahin aaya !
Santa: "Madam these undergarments will look nice on U"
Lady: How can U be so sure?
Santa: i'have done diploma in interior designing