Barber: Will you have anything...

By Gaurav (Nov 29, 2014)

JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Barber: Will you have anything on your face when I've finished?

Banta: I don't know, but I hope you'll at least leave my nose!

Santa ki shaadi ek n...

Santa ki shaadi ek nurse se ho gayi.
Banta: Aur santa, kaisi nibh rhi hai?
Santa: Pooch mat yaar, jab tak sister na kaho, bolti hi nhi...

By: Ajay
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Santa's wife di...

Santa's wife dies. He is calm, but his wife's lover is crying furiously,

Finally, santa consoles him: Don't worry buddy, I will marry again.

By: Ajay
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Santa: Wives are lik...

Santa: Wives are like microwaves.

Banta: You mean they're hazardous?

Santa: Yes they are; and they cook our food!

By: Gaurav
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Boss to his Friend: ...

Boss to his Friend: The times are really bad... my Secretary resigned yesterday.
Friend: Why?
Boss: She caught me kissing my wife!

By: Harry
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Husband aur wife ghu...

Husband aur wife ghumne gye Raste me ek gadha ghaas kha rha tha, wife boli- dekho tumhara Rishtedar ghaas kha rha h Namaste karo,
husband- Namaste Sasur ji.

By: Imran Kagzi
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

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In a train compartme...

In a train compartment husband: Darling, mujhe to tumhari aatma se pyar hai, tumhare jism ki mujhe koi chah nahin. Main tumhari rooh ko chahta hoon, tumhara shareer to mein kutton ko daal doon.Banta sitting on upper berth says: BOW BOW

By: ADMIN
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Barber: Will you have anything...

JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Barber: Will you have anything on your face when I've finished?

Banta: I don't know, but I hope you'll at least leave my nose!

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Santa ki shaadi ek n...

Santa ki shaadi ek nurse se ho gayi.
Banta: Aur santa, kaisi nibh rhi hai?
Santa: Pooch mat yaar, jab tak sister na kaho, bolti hi nhi...

Santa's wife di...

Santa's wife dies. He is calm, but his wife's lover is crying furiously,

Finally, santa consoles him: Don't worry buddy, I will marry again.

Santa: Wives are lik...

Santa: Wives are like microwaves.

Banta: You mean they're hazardous?

Santa: Yes they are; and they cook our food!

Boss to his Friend: ...

Boss to his Friend: The times are really bad... my Secretary resigned yesterday.
Friend: Why?
Boss: She caught me kissing my wife!

Husband aur wife ghu...

Husband aur wife ghumne gye Raste me ek gadha ghaas kha rha tha, wife boli- dekho tumhara Rishtedar ghaas kha rha h Namaste karo,
husband- Namaste Sasur ji.

In a train compartme...

In a train compartment husband: Darling, mujhe to tumhari aatma se pyar hai, tumhare jism ki mujhe koi chah nahin. Main tumhari rooh ko chahta hoon, tumhara shareer to mein kutton ko daal doon.Banta sitting on upper berth says: BOW BOW

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Barber: Will you have anything...

JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Barber: Will you have anything on your face when I've finished? Banta: I don't know, but I hope you'll at least leave my nose!

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Santa ki shaadi ek n...

Santa ki shaadi ek nurse se ho gayi. Banta: Aur santa, kaisi nibh rhi hai? Santa: Pooch mat yaar, jab tak sister na kaho, bolti hi nhi...

Santa's wife di...

Santa's wife dies. He is calm, but his wife's lover is crying furiously, Finally, santa consoles him: Don't worry buddy, I will marry again.

Santa: Wives are lik...

Santa: Wives are like microwaves. Banta: You mean they're hazardous? Santa: Yes they are; and they cook our food!

Boss to his Friend: ...

Boss to his Friend: The times are really bad... my Secretary resigned yesterday. Friend: Why? Boss: She caught me kissing my wife!

Husband aur wife ghu...

Husband aur wife ghumne gye Raste me ek gadha ghaas kha rha tha, wife boli- dekho tumhara Rishtedar ghaas kha rha h Namaste karo, husband- Namaste Sasur ji.

In a train compartme...

In a train compartment husband: Darling, mujhe to tumhari aatma se pyar hai, tumhare jism ki mujhe koi chah nahin. Main tumhari rooh ko chahta hoon, tumhara shareer to mein kutton ko daal doon.Banta sitting on upper berth says: BOW BOW

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Barber: Will you have anything on your face when I've finished?

Banta: I don't know, but I hope you'll at least leave my nose!

Santa ki shaadi ek nurse se ho gayi.
Banta: Aur santa, kaisi nibh rhi hai?
Santa: Pooch mat yaar, jab tak sister na kaho, bolti hi nhi...

Santa's wife dies. He is calm, but his wife's lover is crying furiously,

Finally, santa consoles him: Don't worry buddy, I will marry again.

Santa: Wives are like microwaves.

Banta: You mean they're hazardous?

Santa: Yes they are; and they cook our food!

Boss to his Friend: The times are really bad... my Secretary resigned yesterday.
Friend: Why?
Boss: She caught me kissing my wife!

Husband aur wife ghumne gye Raste me ek gadha ghaas kha rha tha, wife boli- dekho tumhara Rishtedar ghaas kha rha h Namaste karo,
husband- Namaste Sasur ji.