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Sep 20, 2014 SMS COLLECTION

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Santa ( to his son )...

Santa ( to his son ) : Itne km marks? do thappad marne chayiye.....!

Santa's son : Haan papa.. chalo...mene us master ka ghr dekha h....!
SMS uploaded by JOKES FREE
By: Gaurav
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Once Banta got a par...

Once Banta got a party invitation saying..... Black tie only !
At the party, Banta ws vry shocked 2 see othr ppl wearing suits also !!!
SMS uploaded by JOKES FREE
By: Gaurav
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Patient: Santa, ye p...

Patient: Santa, ye phulo ki mala kis k liye?
Santa: Ye mera pehla operation hai, success hua to mere liye, nhi to tmhare liye.
SMS uploaded by JOKES FREE
By: Gaurav
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Santa ws getting bit...

Santa ws getting bitten by mosquitoes d whole night.

He got irritated… Drank poison said, ab kato salo, sb maroge!
SMS uploaded by JOKES FREE
By: Gaurav
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Pappu: What�...

Pappu: What''s the difference between Confidence and Confidential?

Santa: u r my son I''m Confident. ur friend is also my son, that''s Confidential.
SMS uploaded by JOKES FREE
By: Gaurav
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Santa: Mobile me kuc...

Santa: Mobile me kuch MP3 Songs Load karwana hai.

Servicing Man: Memory card hai?

Santa: Nahi! Ration Card chalega kya?
SMS uploaded by JOKES FREE
By: Gaurav
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Santa On 60th Birthd...

Santa On 60th Birthday:
Banta: Ye Cake Pe Bulb Q Lagaya Hai?
Santa: 60 Candles Lagane Me Mushkil Ho Rahi Thi.
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Isliye 60 Watt k Bulb Laga Diya.
SMS uploaded by JOKES FREE
By: Gaurav
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

1 Aadmi Santa ki Bet...

1 Aadmi Santa ki Betay Se Puchhta Hai:
Beta Papa Ghar Main Hain?

Santa Ka Beta Sprite Pete Huye
Uncle Seedha Bolo Mummy Se Milna Hai.

Seedhi Baat No Bakwas.
SMS uploaded by JOKES FREE
By: Gaurav
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Santa Aur Banta Ne Z...

Santa Aur Banta Ne Zindagi Mai Pehli Baar Rickshaw Dekha.
Santa: Dekho Kitna Chhota Tanga.
Banta: Ha!
Aur Gadha to Dekho,
Aadmi Jaisa Dikhta H.
SMS uploaded by JOKES FREE
By: Gaurav
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Santa to Banta: I ha...

Santa to Banta: I have One Good News One Bad News.
Good News is That:Meri biwi ka ACCEDENT ho gaya.
Banta: Aur Bad News?
Santa: Woh ek SAPNA tha.
SMS uploaded by JOKES FREE
By: Gaurav
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)
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