Santa: I got married because I...

By Ankita Arora (May 21, 2014)

JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Santa: I got married because I was tired of cooking, cleaning home and washing clothes.
Banta: Amazing, I got divorce for the same reason.

Santa: yaar banta, s...

Santa: yaar banta, sir ka msg aaya hai ki aaj extra class hogi, kya karun?

Banta: "message sending failed" likh ke bhej de...

By: Mansi
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Santa: Ghar Me aag l...

Santa: Ghar Me aag lag gayi, aag lag gayi
Banta: Mujhe kya?

Santa: Bewakoof! Tere Ghar Me lagi h

Banta: Fir tujhe kya ?

By: Ajay
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Pathan:Yaar tum subh...

Pathan:Yaar tum subha se zameen khod rahe ho kya baat hai aakhir ? . . . Sardar:Yaar abba kehta hai maine unka naam mitti mein mila dia hai so mein wohi dhoond

By: Rajan
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Mujrewaali: Hamne a...

Mujrewaali:
Hamne aapko khus kiya
ab aap humko khus kar do.
Santa emotional ho gaya aur bola,
Acha behen, ab tu baith main nachta hun.

By: Sumit
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Santa: agar patni k ...

Santa: agar patni k pita ko sasur krhte h to gf k pita ko kya kahenge?
Banta: agar woh apni beti ki shadi tmse krnr ko raji ho gaye to sasur, nhi to assur.

By: Ajay
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Banta: What's t...

Banta: What's the difference between Chicken Masala and Chicken 'Tikka' Masala?

Santa: Simple! The latter is vaccinated!

By: Gaurav
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Santa: I got married because I...

JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Santa: I got married because I was tired of cooking, cleaning home and washing clothes.
Banta: Amazing, I got divorce for the same reason.

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Santa: yaar banta, s...

Santa: yaar banta, sir ka msg aaya hai ki aaj extra class hogi, kya karun?

Banta: "message sending failed" likh ke bhej de...

Santa: Ghar Me aag l...

Santa: Ghar Me aag lag gayi, aag lag gayi
Banta: Mujhe kya?

Santa: Bewakoof! Tere Ghar Me lagi h

Banta: Fir tujhe kya ?

Pathan:Yaar tum subh...

Pathan:Yaar tum subha se zameen khod rahe ho kya baat hai aakhir ? . . . Sardar:Yaar abba kehta hai maine unka naam mitti mein mila dia hai so mein wohi dhoond

Mujrewaali: Hamne a...

Mujrewaali:
Hamne aapko khus kiya
ab aap humko khus kar do.
Santa emotional ho gaya aur bola,
Acha behen, ab tu baith main nachta hun.

Santa: agar patni k ...

Santa: agar patni k pita ko sasur krhte h to gf k pita ko kya kahenge?
Banta: agar woh apni beti ki shadi tmse krnr ko raji ho gaye to sasur, nhi to assur.

Banta: What's t...

Banta: What's the difference between Chicken Masala and Chicken 'Tikka' Masala?

Santa: Simple! The latter is vaccinated!

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Santa: I got married because I...

JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Santa: I got married because I was tired of cooking, cleaning home and washing clothes. Banta: Amazing, I got divorce for the same reason.

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Santa: yaar banta, s...

Santa: yaar banta, sir ka msg aaya hai ki aaj extra class hogi, kya karun? Banta: "message sending failed" likh ke bhej de...

Santa: Ghar Me aag l...

Santa: Ghar Me aag lag gayi, aag lag gayi Banta: Mujhe kya? Santa: Bewakoof! Tere Ghar Me lagi h Banta: Fir tujhe kya ?

Pathan:Yaar tum subh...

Pathan:Yaar tum subha se zameen khod rahe ho kya baat hai aakhir ? . . . Sardar:Yaar abba kehta hai maine unka naam mitti mein mila dia hai so mein wohi dhoond

Mujrewaali: Hamne a...

Mujrewaali: Hamne aapko khus kiya ab aap humko khus kar do. Santa emotional ho gaya aur bola, Acha behen, ab tu baith main nachta hun.

Santa: agar patni k ...

Santa: agar patni k pita ko sasur krhte h to gf k pita ko kya kahenge? Banta: agar woh apni beti ki shadi tmse krnr ko raji ho gaye to sasur, nhi to assur.

Banta: What's t...

Banta: What's the difference between Chicken Masala and Chicken 'Tikka' Masala? Santa: Simple! The latter is vaccinated!

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Translate Page To Your Favourite Language

Santa: I got married because I was tired of cooking, cleaning home and washing clothes.
Banta: Amazing, I got divorce for the same reason.

Santa: yaar banta, sir ka msg aaya hai ki aaj extra class hogi, kya karun?

Banta: "message sending failed" likh ke bhej de...

Santa: Ghar Me aag lag gayi, aag lag gayi
Banta: Mujhe kya?

Santa: Bewakoof! Tere Ghar Me lagi h

Banta: Fir tujhe kya ?

Mujrewaali:
Hamne aapko khus kiya
ab aap humko khus kar do.
Santa emotional ho gaya aur bola,
Acha behen, ab tu baith main nachta hun.

Santa: agar patni k pita ko sasur krhte h to gf k pita ko kya kahenge?
Banta: agar woh apni beti ki shadi tmse krnr ko raji ho gaye to sasur, nhi to assur.

Banta: What's the difference between Chicken Masala and Chicken 'Tikka' Masala?

Santa: Simple! The latter is vaccinated!