Monday went on Tuesday 2 Wednesday and asked Thursday
whether Friday has told Saturday that Sunday is a holiday.
Have a Great Sunday...
Baap: Mere 4 bache hai..
1 ne MBA
4TH chor hi
Frnd: Chor ko ghar se nikalte Q nhi?
Baap: wohi to kmata hi, baqi sab berozgar h....
Call Girl: Wanna have sex?
Santa: Haan, lekin tum meri
biwi ki tarah karogi toh
Call Girl: Vo kaise?
Santa: Free mein
Santa= Ma Gandiji Mar Gye.?
Santa= Desh Me Acche Log Nahi H Kya.?
Mumy= Aisa Mat BoL Beta "Khuman" Abhi Zinda H.
A Man Gifted His Wife A Diamond Necklace For There Anniversary
And Then His Wife Didn't Speak To Him For 6 Months.
Was The Neclace Fake?
No. That Was Deal!