By Sonu (Aug 18, 2014)
Monday went on Tuesday 2 Wednesday and asked Thursday whether Friday has told Saturday that Sunday is a holiday. Have a Great Sunday...
Baap: Mere 4 bache hai.. 1 ne MBA 2nd B.Ed. 3rd PHD 4TH chor hi Frnd: Chor ko ghar se nikalte Q nhi? Baap: wohi to kmata hi, baqi sab berozgar h....
I started a band called 999 Megabytes - we haven't gotten a gig yet.
Call Girl: Wanna have sex? Santa: Haan, lekin tum meri biwi ki tarah karogi toh Call Girl: Vo kaise? Santa: Free mein
Santa= Ma Gandiji Mar Gye.? Momy= Ha Santa= Nehru.? Momy= Ha Santa= Desh Me Acche Log Nahi H Kya.? Mumy= Aisa Mat BoL Beta "Khuman" Abhi Zinda H.
A Man Gifted His Wife A Diamond Necklace For There Anniversary And Then His Wife Didn't Speak To Him For 6 Months. Was The Neclace Fake? No. That Was Deal!
AAG ME AAG HE.. . . . . PHUL ME GULAB HE.. . . . . CHORI MAT KRNA.. . . . . KASHIF KA KITAB HE.:-).:-).
