Monday went on Tuesday 2 Wednesday and asked Thursday
whether Friday has told Saturday that Sunday is a holiday.
Have a Great Sunday...
Ek Akalmand Insan Ne Bewkoof Se Puchha,
Saari Duniya Tumhe Bewkoof Kyun Kehti Hai?
Niche Kya Dekh Rahe Ho Jawab Do?
Sardar was writing something very slowly.
Friend asked: Why are you writing so slowly?
Sardar: Im writing to my 6 years old son,
he cant read very fast.
Mere sapne me aai ek sundar Pari
Mere sapne me aai ek sundar pari
Question No. 1 is compulsary.
Sardar:- Bhai Saheb 2 Ticket Dena,
Cndctor:- 2 Q
Sardar:- 1 Kho Jaye To Dusri Kaam Ayegi,
Conductor:- Dono Kho Gayi To
Sardar:- Fir Sala Pass Kis Din Kam Ayega
Santa=Mera Beta Meri Kahi Har Baat Manta Hai
Banta=Are Wah, Tumne Ye Kaise Kar Diya
Santa= Maine Use Keh Rakha Hai Jo Jee Me Aaye Kro.