An engineering student to his sweeper brother:
I have got degree, I have got knowledge,
I can sit in society. What do you have?
Sweeper: I have the job.
Girl meri jeans 2000 ki hai.
Mera top 3000 ka hai.
Mere jute 1500 ke hain.
Boy bus karÃ¢â¬Â¦..
Phle chain band kar pagliÃ¢â¬Â¦.
20 rupye wali chaddi dikh rahi hai.
Kis Kis Se Kiye Hein Waade Tum ne Muhabbat Nibhane Ke baigairat...
Yahan Her Roz Ek Naya "chhka" Tumhara Pata Poochta hai.
PetroL Ke Daam Ladkiyo Ki Tarah Hote Hai...
Pata ChaL Jaye Ki Aap Uske Bina Reh Nhi Sakte...
To Unke Bhaav Badh Jaate Hai.
Ek American nai ek Swami se bola,
Hamare yaha shaadi e-mail se bhi hoti hai.
Is par Swami bola kamal hai,
Hamare yaha to sirf female se hoti hai.
Apne Sasur Ka Dulaara Hoon Main,
Apni Biwi Ko Bhi Pyara Hoon Main.
Filhaal Toh Yeh Sab Sapne Hi Hain,
Kyunki Abhi Tak Kunwara Hoon Mai.