An engineering student to his sweeper brother:
I have got degree, I have got knowledge,
I can sit in society. What do you have?
Sweeper: I have the job.
Ghosts are actually caused by Rajanikanth killing people faster than Death can process them!!
Machchhar Ka Bachcha Paheli Baar Uda. Jab Wapis Aaya To Baap Ne Pucha,Kaisa Laga? Machchhar-Bahut Achchha,Jaha B Gaya Log TALIYA Baja Rahe the
Interviewer: Congrats, you are selected.
Your 1st month salary is Rs: 6000.
Next month salary will be 10000.
Sardar: Ok sir, I'l Join next month.
what is pyar ?
Y-yado me khona
A-akele me tanha hona
R-roz ka rona dhona
Isiliye Don't do pyar.
GF: Tum To Bas Apne Kaam Me Lage Rhte Ho..
Meri To Koi Parwa Hi Nai Krte
Tujhe Nahi Pata
Pyar Karne Wale Kisi Ki Parwah Nhi Karte.