By Sandeep (Apr 16, 2016)
1 Ladke Ne Ladki Ko Propose Kiya. Ladki Ne Use Bahut Maara, Utha Ke Patka. Maar Kha Ke Ladka Utha, Kapde Jhatke Or Bola – To Me Inkaar Samju..?
In Metro- He - Hey! Are You Single ? She- Ummm, Yes ! He- Toh Ladkiyo Wale Dabbe Me Jaya Kar Na Behan, Yaha Kyo Seat Rok Ke Baithi Hai.
Sardar apni sister kay saath bike pe ja raha tha, Boy: oh! paaji girlfriend k saath kaha ja rahe ho? Sardar: oye! Girlfriend hogi teri, meri to sister hai.
Chuha to haathi: tuhadi umar kinni hai? Haathi: 1 Saal, te teri? Chuha: Umar ta meri v 1 saal hi hai, par saale nashe patte ne mittran di sehat down jehi karti
Q: College Me Ladkiyon Ke Kitne Nam Hote Hai ? Ans:5 1.Meri Vali 2.Teri Vali 3.Teri Bhabhi 4.Meri Bhabhi Or Na Pate To 5.Kamini Saali..
GF-Me kisi aur se shadi kr rhi hu Bf-Na tere ane ki khushi Na tere jane ka gum Ja Dusri pata lenge hum Kyoki jisme he dum wo h BAJIRAO SINGHAM..
Socha ta us bewakuf koh bhul jayenge, Dek ker bi andeka kar jayenge, Par jaise he woh samne aye woh hasi chehra, Socha is baar dek le agli baar bhul jayenge..
