By Hiten (Dec 15, 2014)
Husband: "Honey, how about tonight we change positions?" Wife: "Sure, you stand by the ironing board and I'll lie on the sofa and watch TV."
Notice at a place of worship: Do not leave ur mobile/wallets/handbags/girlfriends/wives/husbands unattended.. Others may think it is an answer to their prayers.
kitne hasin ho ap khud ko duniya ki nazar se bachaya karo, kajal ka tika lagana hi kafi nhi gale me nimbu mirchi bhi latkaya karo......
Kabhi Pasand Na Aaye Mere Msg To Bata Dena Dost Hum DiL Pe Pathar Rakh Ke Tumhe GoLi Maar Denge (,'')__;=- ./) ) _/ / Ek To Msg Kro Upr Se Nautanki Saho.
Woh to aj bhi hme dekh kr muskurate hi... Pr unke bachche bade kameene hi Jo hme mama, mama kah kr bulate hi..
Machar aur Makhiki ho gayi shadi. Pehli hi raat se ho gayi machar ki barbadi, kehta hai ki meri kismat hi khoti h, makhi raat ko goodnight lagake soti h
Professor: What Is Attention Deficit Hyperactive Disorder? Student: Jimbalakadi Bambalu Profesor: What? Sorry, I Didn't Understand U? Student: Same Here Sir!
