By Hiten (Dec 15, 2014)
Husband: "Honey, how about tonight we change positions?" Wife: "Sure, you stand by the ironing board and I'll lie on the sofa and watch TV."
Mom: Tujhe ladka pasand aaya ho to baat agey chalayen. Girl: Ladka to theek hai but mota h. Mom: TV chahe 14" ka ho ya 29" ka remote 6" ka hi hota h.
Evolution of MAN: Without Shadi SPIDER MAN,,, Shadi ke waqt SUPERMAN,,, Shadi ke baad GENTLEMAN,,, Aur BIWI Khubsurat ho to saari umar WATCHMAN.
You Are.. A-B-C-D Attractive Beautiful Cute Dear E-F-G Excellent Funny Gorgeous H-I-J Hello, I'm Joking ! K-L-M Kaisa Laga Majak.
TEACHER: Ek Aisa Sentence Batao Jis Mein URDU, HINDI, PUNJABI AUR ENGLISH Ka Sahi Use Hua Ho.. STUDENT: ISHQ DI GALI VICH NO ENTRY.
Modern Definition 0f " Best Friend " A Person Who Has Most Numbers 0f 'Likes' n 'Comments' 0n Your Posts 0n "F a c e b o o k"
Dimagi Dukandar - Aadmi: Mujhe 1 Lady Suit Dikha Do.. Dukanwala: Biwi Ke Liye Chahiye, Ya Koi Achha Wala Dikhau..!
