By Ankita Arora (Aug 8, 2014)
Friend to sardar: Yar Sir Ka Msg Aaya Hai K Aaj Extra Class Hogi Kya Karun? . . .. ...Sardar:-'Message sending failed' likh ke bhej de....
Santa: What’s the name of ur car?Banta: I don’t know but it starts with "T"Santa: Kamal hai yaar teri gaddi tea nal start hundi hai, apni te Petrol nal start hundi hai.
Banta asked Santa: Why Manmohan Singh goes for a walk in evening?Santa: Very simple, because he is PM not AM
Exam me SIR ne nakal Krne Di or kha Bahar jake Na khna k maine nakal krai h santa-na g hum kahenge sir to bhut harami tha, kutte ne hilne b nhi Dia.
Santa bank Me Chilaya- Kisi Ki noto ki Gddi Jis Pe Lal rubr Bndhi ho,Giri h kya? Sbne Hath uthaya. Snta-Note to koi Le Gya, Ye rubbr Pdi Mili he.
Santa k Ghar NAVJOT SINGH SIDDHU ki Tasvir Lagi hui Thi. Banta: Ye Kyon Laga Rakhi Hai? Santa: LAUGHING BUDDHA Lene Gaya Tha. Dukandar ne Kaha Ye LATEST Hai. :-
A tiger killed a Sardar in zoo. A man asked why did u killed only Sardar in crowd? . . Tiger- Aur kya karta kab se bakwaas kar raha tha inni wadi billi.
