By Ankita Arora (Aug 8, 2014)
Friend to sardar: Yar Sir Ka Msg Aaya Hai K Aaj Extra Class Hogi Kya Karun? . . .. ...Sardar:-'Message sending failed' likh ke bhej de....
Santa train ki patri par so gaya Banta: Train aayegi toh mar jayega! Santa: Plane upar se gaya kuch nahi hua to train kya cheez h.
Once Santa was trying 2 impress a young lady. Santa:I have seen u some where. Lady:Possible,i am a nurse working in MENTAL HOSPITAL!!
Santa cigarate piche chupakar bola bata mere hath me kya hai? Banta: Rail gadi Santa: Tujhe kaise pata Banta: Mene Dhuan nikalte dekha tha.!
Santa ws getting bitten by mosquitoes d whole night. He got irritated.. Drank poison said, "ab kato salo, sb maroge!
Ek sardar nikkar daal k cycle chala rha tha.. To ab kya vo cycle b na chalaye? Jaan le lo sardaron ki.. Har baat me joke chaiye..
Call from Marriage Bureau: Riste k liye 1, Mangni k liye 2, Shadi k liye 3 dabye" Sardar: Dusri shadi k liye kya Dabau? Awaz aai: Pehle wali ka Gala.
