Santa Ko Beta Hua. Use Jyotish...

By Ankita Arora (Aug 8, 2014)

JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Santa Ko Beta Hua. Use Jyotish Ke Pass Le Gaye
Jyotish:Ye Jiska Naam Pehle Bolega Wo mar Jyega
Baccha Bola "PAPA" Aur Dusre Din Padosi Mar Gya

Q: Why did Santa thr...

Q: Why did Santa throw the butter out of the window?

A: He wanted to see butterfly!

By: Hiten
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

After an accident, ...

After an accident,

Driver said angrily:
I showed you the Headlights to say that I will go 1st.

Sardar:
I also started the Wipers to say, "No, No, No..."

By: Anamika Sharma
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Santa baraf ka tukda...

Santa baraf ka tukda haath mai lekar gour se dekh raha tha
Banta- Kya kr rahe ho?
Santa- Dekh raha hu ke Leak kaha se ho raha h.

By: B K Tripathi
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Santa had a dream in...

Santa had a dream in which someone murdered him. Next day he closed his bank account. Know why?
Because the bank's slogan was: We make your dreams come true...

By: Ankita Arora
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Master: Mai tenu kut...

Master: Mai tenu kutte pe essay likhne ho
keha tha, Likh k kyu nhi liya ?
Santa: Ki krda master g,
kahi bhi mai kutte pe Pen rkha wo bhagya!!!

By: Imran Kagzi
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

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Banta: I've discover...

Banta: I've discovered the origin of the word Good-ByeSanta: Oh, yeah? What's it? Banta: Many years ago, some husband said to his wife, 'I'm leaving u!' & the wife said: Good! Bye!

By: ADMIN
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Santa Ko Beta Hua. Use Jyotish...

JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Santa Ko Beta Hua. Use Jyotish Ke Pass Le Gaye
Jyotish:Ye Jiska Naam Pehle Bolega Wo mar Jyega
Baccha Bola "PAPA" Aur Dusre Din Padosi Mar Gya

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Q: Why did Santa thr...

Q: Why did Santa throw the butter out of the window?

A: He wanted to see butterfly!

After an accident, ...

After an accident,

Driver said angrily:
I showed you the Headlights to say that I will go 1st.

Sardar:
I also started the Wipers to say, "No, No, No..."

Santa baraf ka tukda...

Santa baraf ka tukda haath mai lekar gour se dekh raha tha
Banta- Kya kr rahe ho?
Santa- Dekh raha hu ke Leak kaha se ho raha h.

Santa had a dream in...

Santa had a dream in which someone murdered him. Next day he closed his bank account. Know why?
Because the bank's slogan was: We make your dreams come true...

Master: Mai tenu kut...

Master: Mai tenu kutte pe essay likhne ho
keha tha, Likh k kyu nhi liya ?
Santa: Ki krda master g,
kahi bhi mai kutte pe Pen rkha wo bhagya!!!

Banta: I've discover...

Banta: I've discovered the origin of the word Good-ByeSanta: Oh, yeah? What's it? Banta: Many years ago, some husband said to his wife, 'I'm leaving u!' & the wife said: Good! Bye!

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Santa Ko Beta Hua. Use Jyotish...

JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Santa Ko Beta Hua. Use Jyotish Ke Pass Le Gaye Jyotish:Ye Jiska Naam Pehle Bolega Wo mar Jyega Baccha Bola "PAPA" Aur Dusre Din Padosi Mar Gya

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Q: Why did Santa thr...

Q: Why did Santa throw the butter out of the window? A: He wanted to see butterfly!

After an accident, ...

After an accident, Driver said angrily: I showed you the Headlights to say that I will go 1st. Sardar: I also started the Wipers to say, "No, No, No..."

Santa baraf ka tukda...

Santa baraf ka tukda haath mai lekar gour se dekh raha tha Banta- Kya kr rahe ho? Santa- Dekh raha hu ke Leak kaha se ho raha h.

Santa had a dream in...

Santa had a dream in which someone murdered him. Next day he closed his bank account. Know why? Because the bank's slogan was: We make your dreams come true...

Master: Mai tenu kut...

Master: Mai tenu kutte pe essay likhne ho keha tha, Likh k kyu nhi liya ? Santa: Ki krda master g, kahi bhi mai kutte pe Pen rkha wo bhagya!!!

Banta: I've discover...

Banta: I've discovered the origin of the word Good-ByeSanta: Oh, yeah? What's it? Banta: Many years ago, some husband said to his wife, 'I'm leaving u!' & the wife said: Good! Bye!

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Santa Ko Beta Hua. Use Jyotish Ke Pass Le Gaye
Jyotish:Ye Jiska Naam Pehle Bolega Wo mar Jyega
Baccha Bola "PAPA" Aur Dusre Din Padosi Mar Gya

Q: Why did Santa throw the butter out of the window?

A: He wanted to see butterfly!

After an accident,

Driver said angrily:
I showed you the Headlights to say that I will go 1st.

Sardar:
I also started the Wipers to say, "No, No, No..."

Santa baraf ka tukda haath mai lekar gour se dekh raha tha
Banta- Kya kr rahe ho?
Santa- Dekh raha hu ke Leak kaha se ho raha h.

Santa had a dream in which someone murdered him. Next day he closed his bank account. Know why?
Because the bank's slogan was: We make your dreams come true...

Master: Mai tenu kutte pe essay likhne ho
keha tha, Likh k kyu nhi liya ?
Santa: Ki krda master g,
kahi bhi mai kutte pe Pen rkha wo bhagya!!!