Humko Yu Pagal Banana Chhor Do...

By Ajay kumar (Jul 7, 2014)

JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Humko Yu Pagal Banana Chhor Do.
Muft Ka Maal Khana Chhor Do.
Tumhari Khushbu Ajeeb He Hoti Hai.
Bartan Wale Sabun Se Nahana Chhor Do.

Three dreams of a ma...

Three dreams of a man:
To be as handsome as his mother thinks.
To be as rich as his child believes.
To have as many women as his wife suspects.

By: Annu
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

GIRL:JAB TUM KO FONE...

GIRL:JAB TUM KO FONE KARO TUM SHAVE KAR RAHE HOTE HO TUM DIN MEI KITNI SHAVE KARTE HO?

BOY:30 SE 40

GIRL:TUM PAGAL HO?

BOY:NHI MAIN NAAEI hon.

By: Dev
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Do Ladke Santa Ke Sa...

Do Ladke Santa Ke Saath
Motorcycle Per Jaa Rahe
They. Policeman Ne Hath
Dikhakar Rok Liya. Santa
Oye! Pehle Hi Teen Baithe
Hain, Ab Tu Kaha Bethega!

By: Gaurav
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Customar: Waiter, Ai...

Customar: Waiter, Aisi Chai Pilao
Jisko Pee Kar Tan Man Jhum Uthe Aur
Badan Nachne Lage.
Waiter: Sir, Humare Yaha Bheins Ka Dudh Aata H,
Shakira Ka Nahi..

By: Dev
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

1 Baar 1 chor ne apn...

1 Baar 1 chor ne apni mangetar ko sone ka set dia
Mangetar ne khush ho k pucha is set ki keemat kya h?
Chor ne jawaab dia....:
Teen Saal Qaid

By: Mansi
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Teacher: 1 din aisa ...

Teacher: 1 din aisa ayega jab Prithvi par Pani nhi rahega, Jeev jantu nasht ho jayenge,Prithvi tabaah ho jayegi..

Sardar: Sir to kya us din school aana hai??

By: B K Tripathi
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Humko Yu Pagal Banana Chhor Do...

JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Humko Yu Pagal Banana Chhor Do.
Muft Ka Maal Khana Chhor Do.
Tumhari Khushbu Ajeeb He Hoti Hai.
Bartan Wale Sabun Se Nahana Chhor Do.

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Three dreams of a ma...

Three dreams of a man:
To be as handsome as his mother thinks.
To be as rich as his child believes.
To have as many women as his wife suspects.

GIRL:JAB TUM KO FONE...

GIRL:JAB TUM KO FONE KARO TUM SHAVE KAR RAHE HOTE HO TUM DIN MEI KITNI SHAVE KARTE HO?

BOY:30 SE 40

GIRL:TUM PAGAL HO?

BOY:NHI MAIN NAAEI hon.

Do Ladke Santa Ke Sa...

Do Ladke Santa Ke Saath
Motorcycle Per Jaa Rahe
They. Policeman Ne Hath
Dikhakar Rok Liya. Santa
Oye! Pehle Hi Teen Baithe
Hain, Ab Tu Kaha Bethega!

Customar: Waiter, Ai...

Customar: Waiter, Aisi Chai Pilao
Jisko Pee Kar Tan Man Jhum Uthe Aur
Badan Nachne Lage.
Waiter: Sir, Humare Yaha Bheins Ka Dudh Aata H,
Shakira Ka Nahi..

1 Baar 1 chor ne apn...

1 Baar 1 chor ne apni mangetar ko sone ka set dia
Mangetar ne khush ho k pucha is set ki keemat kya h?
Chor ne jawaab dia....:
Teen Saal Qaid

Teacher: 1 din aisa ...

Teacher: 1 din aisa ayega jab Prithvi par Pani nhi rahega, Jeev jantu nasht ho jayenge,Prithvi tabaah ho jayegi..

Sardar: Sir to kya us din school aana hai??

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Humko Yu Pagal Banana Chhor Do...

JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Humko Yu Pagal Banana Chhor Do. Muft Ka Maal Khana Chhor Do. Tumhari Khushbu Ajeeb He Hoti Hai. Bartan Wale Sabun Se Nahana Chhor Do.

You May Also Like

Three dreams of a ma...

Three dreams of a man: To be as handsome as his mother thinks. To be as rich as his child believes. To have as many women as his wife suspects.

GIRL:JAB TUM KO FONE...

GIRL:JAB TUM KO FONE KARO TUM SHAVE KAR RAHE HOTE HO TUM DIN MEI KITNI SHAVE KARTE HO? BOY:30 SE 40 GIRL:TUM PAGAL HO? BOY:NHI MAIN NAAEI hon.

Do Ladke Santa Ke Sa...

Do Ladke Santa Ke Saath Motorcycle Per Jaa Rahe They. Policeman Ne Hath Dikhakar Rok Liya. Santa Oye! Pehle Hi Teen Baithe Hain, Ab Tu Kaha Bethega!

Customar: Waiter, Ai...

Customar: Waiter, Aisi Chai Pilao Jisko Pee Kar Tan Man Jhum Uthe Aur Badan Nachne Lage. Waiter: Sir, Humare Yaha Bheins Ka Dudh Aata H, Shakira Ka Nahi..

1 Baar 1 chor ne apn...

1 Baar 1 chor ne apni mangetar ko sone ka set dia Mangetar ne khush ho k pucha is set ki keemat kya h? Chor ne jawaab dia....: Teen Saal Qaid

Teacher: 1 din aisa ...

Teacher: 1 din aisa ayega jab Prithvi par Pani nhi rahega, Jeev jantu nasht ho jayenge,Prithvi tabaah ho jayegi.. Sardar: Sir to kya us din school aana hai??

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Humko Yu Pagal Banana Chhor Do.
Muft Ka Maal Khana Chhor Do.
Tumhari Khushbu Ajeeb He Hoti Hai.
Bartan Wale Sabun Se Nahana Chhor Do.

Three dreams of a man:
To be as handsome as his mother thinks.
To be as rich as his child believes.
To have as many women as his wife suspects.

GIRL:JAB TUM KO FONE KARO TUM SHAVE KAR RAHE HOTE HO TUM DIN MEI KITNI SHAVE KARTE HO?

BOY:30 SE 40

GIRL:TUM PAGAL HO?

BOY:NHI MAIN NAAEI hon.

Do Ladke Santa Ke Saath
Motorcycle Per Jaa Rahe
They. Policeman Ne Hath
Dikhakar Rok Liya. Santa
Oye! Pehle Hi Teen Baithe
Hain, Ab Tu Kaha Bethega!

Customar: Waiter, Aisi Chai Pilao
Jisko Pee Kar Tan Man Jhum Uthe Aur
Badan Nachne Lage.
Waiter: Sir, Humare Yaha Bheins Ka Dudh Aata H,
Shakira Ka Nahi..

1 Baar 1 chor ne apni mangetar ko sone ka set dia
Mangetar ne khush ho k pucha is set ki keemat kya h?
Chor ne jawaab dia....:
Teen Saal Qaid

Teacher: 1 din aisa ayega jab Prithvi par Pani nhi rahega, Jeev jantu nasht ho jayenge,Prithvi tabaah ho jayegi..

Sardar: Sir to kya us din school aana hai??