By B K Tripathi (Apr 19, 2016)
Teacher: 1 din aisa ayega jab Prithvi par Pani nhi rahega, Jeev jantu nasht ho jayenge,Prithvi tabaah ho jayegi.. Sardar: Sir to kya us din school aana hai??
1BUS DRIVER KI SEAT K PICHE LIKHA THA AGR WAHEGURU NECHAHA TO MANZIL TAK PAHUCHA DUNGA OR AGR ANKH LAG GYI TO MAA KASAM
Mat feko pani me kankad Pani koi aur bhi pita hai, Mat raho jindagi meUDAS Tumhe dekh kar koi aur jita h.
Dear Subscriber, All your incoming SMS on ur mobile dt contains joke on Sardar will b charged Rs10/SMS as their Mental Development Fund. Sender:Manmohan Singh
Santa Car ki Battery change karwane gaya. Mechanic: Sahab,Exide ki Daal doon? Santa: Nahin yaar Dono side ki daal de warna phir Problem hogi.
( -,-) Oey Suun! _| |_ Tujhe Meri Yaad Nhi Aatti.. Nahi. Chal Koi Gal Nhi, Par Phir Bhi I MISS U
1 ldki prfum lga k bus pe chadi. Ldke ne coment pas kiya. Aajkl phinel ka use kuch zyada h hota hai. Ldki boli fir bhi cockroch picha nhi chorte