By B K Tripathi (Apr 19, 2016)
Teacher: 1 din aisa ayega jab Prithvi par Pani nhi rahega, Jeev jantu nasht ho jayenge,Prithvi tabaah ho jayegi.. Sardar: Sir to kya us din school aana hai??
Ek PHOTOGRAPHER HIMESH ki dur se PHOTO le raha tha GUESS WHAT DID HIMESH SAY? ? Zara zoom zoom Karo zoom zoom Zara zoom zoom Karo zoom.
Banta: Truck dekhkar tum darte kyon ho? Santa: Ek truck driver meri biwi lekar bhaag gaya tha, truck dekhkar lagta hai jaise usko wapas karne aaya h.
What's the difference between a bad golfer and a bad skydiver? A bad golfer goes: *Whack* "Aww shit" A bad skydiver goes: "Aww shit" *Whack*
If Malika plays roll of Draupadi, Duryodhan will say pheli bhabhi ko sari to pehna, hum to dekhen ye vastro mein kaisi lagti hai..?
1 Over Me Kitne Balls Feke Jate Hai Kya Apne Kaha 6? Galat Jawab 1 Over Me 1 Hi Ball 6 Bar Feka Jata He Bade Aye! Cricket K Shoukin
Memon to Shop keeper: Yaar zara toothbrush dena mere brush ka 1 baal toot gya hi Dukandar: Aik baal toota to naya q lerahe ho Memon: jo toota hi woh akhri tha
