By B K Tripathi (Apr 19, 2016)
Teacher: 1 din aisa ayega jab Prithvi par Pani nhi rahega, Jeev jantu nasht ho jayenge,Prithvi tabaah ho jayegi.. Sardar: Sir to kya us din school aana hai??
Itne haseen khwab na dikho mujhe Khwabo ko ek din Toot jana h. Mana ki akhiri sans tak to main sath hu apke Lekin saans ko bhi ek Din Toot Jana h.
I I L I LO I LO I LOV I LOVE I LOVE Y I LOVE YO I LOVE YOGA..
If "Muwaah" is a Kiss…. THen . . . . "Kalmuaah" Must be a kiss Promised For Tomorrow :-*
Agar Tum Use Na Paa Sako . . Jisse Tum Pyaar Karte Ho, To.. . . Sharam Karo . Lao Number Mujhe Do . . Me Try Karta Hoo.
Girlfriend (boyfriend se): Ab hame shaadi kar leni chahiye. Boyfriend: Voh to theek hai... par hum se shaadi karega koun?
Girl: Mujhe Kahi Mehengi Jagah Ghumane Le Jao. Boy: Chal Taiyar Ho Ja, Petrol Pump Le Chalta Hu..
