By B K Tripathi (Apr 19, 2016)
Teacher: 1 din aisa ayega jab Prithvi par Pani nhi rahega, Jeev jantu nasht ho jayenge,Prithvi tabaah ho jayegi.. Sardar: Sir to kya us din school aana hai??
"Fast" "Faster" "Fastest" Forms Ko Hindi Me Kaise Kahenge.. ?? . . . Studnet: "Bhaag" "Tezz Bhaag" . . . Bhaag Teri Maa Ki.
SHIV aur PARVATI kabhi computer nahi sikh paaye. Batao kyu.. Kyu... Kyu... kyuki.. GANESHJI bar-bar MOUSE lekar bhag jate the
Sardar:Will U Marry me? Girl:Sorry I'm a Lesbian. Sardar:"Whats Lesbian?" Girl:"I have Sex only with Girls". Sardar:"Maar Taali I'm also Lesbian"
When WORDS fail, eyes speak. When eyes fail,"HEART" speaks. When HEART fails, nothing speaks they put cotton in the nose.
Namaskar Agar Dharti Par ho to SMS bhejo, Asmaan par ho to Barish bhejo, Swarg me ho to Apsara bhejo aur agar Narak me ho to ENJOY YOURSELF....
In our life time 6 things can come at any time: 1.love 2.friendship 3.money 4.death 5.illness - - - 6.susu: isliye karke sona .
