By B K Tripathi (Apr 19, 2016)
Teacher: 1 din aisa ayega jab Prithvi par Pani nhi rahega, Jeev jantu nasht ho jayenge,Prithvi tabaah ho jayegi.. Sardar: Sir to kya us din school aana hai??
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Ladkiwale -Humein Aisa Ladka Chaiye Jo Kuch Khata Pita Na Ho. Pandit - Aisa Ladka To ICU Me Milega..
Dil ki baat dil me mat rakhna, Jo pasand ho usse I love u kehna, Agar wo gusse me aa jaaye to darna mat, Raakhi nikal na aur kehna pyari behna milti rehna
Gf- I love you. Boy- Tell me any diffrant style. Gf- TERE LASH KO AAG LAGANE KA MOKA MERE BETE KO DEGA KYA.
Banta: What's the similarity between Marriage and 11:59pm? Santa: Dono k baad 12-bajte hain aur din badal jate hain.
Man: Officer! There's a bomb in my garden! Officer: Don't worry. If no one claims it Within three days, you can keep it.
