Three dreams of a man:
To be as handsome as his mother thinks.
To be as rich as his child believes.
To have as many women as his wife suspects.
1970 ki mom 2 her son-beta apne relign ki ladki se shadi krna
1980-apne caste ki
1990-apne level ki
2000-apne desh ki
2010-KAMINEY ladki se hi karna.
Aaj Ka Gyan:
Aap Gardan Utha Kar Bhi Jee Sakte Ho Duniya Mein
Bas Ek Roz Apna Mobile Ghar Par Hi Bhool Jana!!
Galib BANK Lutne gaye aur BANK me sher farmaya.
Taqdir me jo hai wohi milega.
Taqdir me jo h vahi milega.
Hands up karlo saalon koi apni jagah se nhi hilega.
Jab Aapki Yaad Aati He To Aapka SMS Padh Leta Hu
Jab Tuje Dekhta Hu To Aankhe Band Kar Leta Hu
Jab Aapki Aawaz Sunta Hu To Raste M Kutte Ko
Jor Se Laat Maar Hu.