By Sumit (Jul 4, 2014)
Santa- me bus pe chadu ya bus mujhpe dono me kya farq he? Banta- koi farq nahi dono bar ticket teri hi kategi.
Biwi ko apni PALKO par baithalo De kar KHUSHI uske sare GUM churalo PYAR aise karo k sub DEKHTE reh jaye, PADOSAN Bhi aa kar kahe "Mujhe APNI BIWI banalo"
1 ldki prfum lga k bus pe chadi. Ldke ne coment pas kiya. Aajkl phinel ka use kuch zyada h hota hai. Ldki boli fir bhi cockroch picha nhi chorte.
Waqt Kahta Hai Mujhe Gawaa Mat, Dil Kahta Hai Mujhe Laga Mat, Pyar Kahta Hai Mujhe Aazma Mat, Aur, Aaj-Kal Ki Ladki Kehti H, . . Daal Chutiye Ghabara Mat.
Ek pagal: Mai puri duniya ko mita dunga . . . Dusra pagal: lekin mai tujhe eraser he nahi dunga. Hahahahahahahaha
Puchha Mujse Chand Sitaro Ne, Tuje BhuLa Diya Tere Jigri Yaaro Ne, Mene Muskurate Hue Kaha, BhuL To Nahi Sakte Bas Lage Honge, Kamine Kisi Ladki Ko Patane Me.
Sehwag ko MAYUR pehnao, Sachin ko PEPSI pilao, Dhoni ko BRYLCREEM lagwao, Dravid me CASTROL bharwao, lekin besharmo se cricket mat khilwao.
