Jul 4, 2014 SMS COLLECTION

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Son(On Phone) : Maa!...

Son(On Phone) : Maa! aaj hum 2 se 3 ho gaye.
Mother : Sabbash Beta! Ladka hua ya ladki.
Son : Nahi maa! tumhari bahu ne dusri shaadi kar li.

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Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Ek din Santa jungle ...

Ek din Santa jungle se gujar raha tha
Chudail ne use roka aur kaha : Ho ho ho Ha ha haÃ¢â‚¬Â¦Mein Chudail hu.
Sardar : Menu pata h,kyunki teri ek behen meri biwi h

By: Sumit
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Santa ne Banta se ka...

Santa ne Banta se kaha,"Sabse bada challenge kya h?

Banta replied Ã¢â‚¬â€œ Answer sheet ko khaali chod do aur last me likh dena,
paas karke dikha.

By: Sumit
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Ek din Santa ne apni...

Ek din Santa ne apni premika ko himmat jutakar keh dala Ã¢â‚¬â€œ I love you.

Premika(Gusse se) : Jara pyar se nahi keh sakte?

Santa : I love you Didi!!!

By: Sumit
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

2 Sardars in museum ...

2 Sardars in museum looking at Egyptian Mummy.
Sardar 1: Look So many bandages Pakka Accident Case.
Sardar 2: Ya Ya..Lorry number also written.BC.1760..

By: Sumit
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Romans were never go...

Romans were never good on Algebra because there 'X' was always '10.'

By: Sumit
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

what is the extreme ...

what is the extreme limit of stupidity? Two Sardars sitting on a Rikshaw..,

and..,

fighting for a corner seat.

By: Sumit
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

A Sardar looking at ...

A Sardar looking at sky asks another Sardar :Is that a sun or moon? Other Sardar replies :Oye ! No ideaÃ¢â‚¬Â¦Im new to this city..

By: Sumit
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Teacher: what do u c...

Teacher: what do u call a person who cannot hear anything?

Santa: U can call him anything, because he cannot hear anything.

By: Sumit
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

English Teache...

English Teacher: "One cute and young girl is walking on the road." Change this into an punjabi exclamatory sentence.
Sardar student:- "Oye,pataka"

By: Sumit
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

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Jul 4, 2014 SMS COLLECTION

Son(On Phone) : Maa!...

Son(On Phone) : Maa! aaj hum 2 se 3 ho gaye.
Mother : Sabbash Beta! Ladka hua ya ladki.
Son : Nahi maa! tumhari bahu ne dusri shaadi kar li.

Ek din Santa jungle ...

Ek din Santa jungle se gujar raha tha
Chudail ne use roka aur kaha : Ho ho ho Ha ha haÃ¢â‚¬Â¦Mein Chudail hu.
Sardar : Menu pata h,kyunki teri ek behen meri biwi h

Santa ne Banta se ka...

Santa ne Banta se kaha,"Sabse bada challenge kya h?

Banta replied Ã¢â‚¬â€œ Answer sheet ko khaali chod do aur last me likh dena,
paas karke dikha.

Ek din Santa ne apni...

Ek din Santa ne apni premika ko himmat jutakar keh dala Ã¢â‚¬â€œ I love you.

Premika(Gusse se) : Jara pyar se nahi keh sakte?

Santa : I love you Didi!!!

2 Sardars in museum ...

2 Sardars in museum looking at Egyptian Mummy.
Sardar 1: Look So many bandages Pakka Accident Case.
Sardar 2: Ya Ya..Lorry number also written.BC.1760..

Romans were never go...

Romans were never good on Algebra because there 'X' was always '10.'

what is the extreme ...

what is the extreme limit of stupidity? Two Sardars sitting on a Rikshaw..,

and..,

fighting for a corner seat.

A Sardar looking at ...

A Sardar looking at sky asks another Sardar :Is that a sun or moon? Other Sardar replies :Oye ! No ideaÃ¢â‚¬Â¦Im new to this city..

Teacher: what do u c...

Teacher: what do u call a person who cannot hear anything?

Santa: U can call him anything, because he cannot hear anything.

English Teache...

English Teacher: "One cute and young girl is walking on the road." Change this into an punjabi exclamatory sentence.
Sardar student:- "Oye,pataka"

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Jul 4, 2014 SMS COLLECTION

Son(On Phone) : Maa!...

Son(On Phone) : Maa! aaj hum 2 se 3 ho gaye. Mother : Sabbash Beta! Ladka hua ya ladki. Son : Nahi maa! tumhari bahu ne dusri shaadi kar li.

Ek din Santa jungle ...

Ek din Santa jungle se gujar raha tha Chudail ne use roka aur kaha : Ho ho ho Ha ha haÃ¢â‚¬Â¦Mein Chudail hu. Sardar : Menu pata h,kyunki teri ek behen meri biwi h

Santa ne Banta se ka...

Santa ne Banta se kaha,"Sabse bada challenge kya h? Banta replied Ã¢â‚¬â€œ Answer sheet ko khaali chod do aur last me likh dena, paas karke dikha.

Ek din Santa ne apni...

Ek din Santa ne apni premika ko himmat jutakar keh dala Ã¢â‚¬â€œ I love you. Premika(Gusse se) : Jara pyar se nahi keh sakte? Santa : I love you Didi!!!

2 Sardars in museum ...

2 Sardars in museum looking at Egyptian Mummy. Sardar 1: Look So many bandages Pakka Accident Case. Sardar 2: Ya Ya..Lorry number also written.BC.1760..

Romans were never go...

Romans were never good on Algebra because there 'X' was always '10.'

what is the extreme ...

what is the extreme limit of stupidity? Two Sardars sitting on a Rikshaw.., and.., fighting for a corner seat.

A Sardar looking at ...

A Sardar looking at sky asks another Sardar :Is that a sun or moon? Other Sardar replies :Oye ! No ideaÃ¢â‚¬Â¦Im new to this city..

Teacher: what do u c...

Teacher: what do u call a person who cannot hear anything? Santa: U can call him anything, because he cannot hear anything.

English Teache...

English Teacher: "One cute and young girl is walking on the road." Change this into an punjabi exclamatory sentence. Sardar student:- "Oye,pataka"

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Son(On Phone) : Maa! aaj hum 2 se 3 ho gaye.
Mother : Sabbash Beta! Ladka hua ya ladki.
Son : Nahi maa! tumhari bahu ne dusri shaadi kar li.

Ek din Santa jungle se gujar raha tha
Chudail ne use roka aur kaha : Ho ho ho Ha ha haÃ¢â‚¬Â¦Mein Chudail hu.
Sardar : Menu pata h,kyunki teri ek behen meri biwi h

Santa ne Banta se kaha,"Sabse bada challenge kya h?

Banta replied Ã¢â‚¬â€œ Answer sheet ko khaali chod do aur last me likh dena,
paas karke dikha.

Ek din Santa ne apni premika ko himmat jutakar keh dala Ã¢â‚¬â€œ I love you.

Premika(Gusse se) : Jara pyar se nahi keh sakte?

Santa : I love you Didi!!!

2 Sardars in museum looking at Egyptian Mummy.
Sardar 1: Look So many bandages Pakka Accident Case.
Sardar 2: Ya Ya..Lorry number also written.BC.1760..

what is the extreme limit of stupidity? Two Sardars sitting on a Rikshaw..,

and..,

fighting for a corner seat.

Teacher: what do u call a person who cannot hear anything?

Santa: U can call him anything, because he cannot hear anything.

English Teacher: "One cute and young girl is walking on the road." Change this into an punjabi exclamatory sentence.
Sardar student:- "Oye,pataka"