Loha Lohe Ko Kaat'ta Hai,...

By Rajan (Jun 7, 2014)

JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Loha Lohe Ko Kaat'ta Hai,
Hira Hire Ko Kaat'ta Hai,
Aap ko Bhi Ek Din Kutta Kaatega,
Qki..
Kutta kisi ko b kaat sakta he.
B positive yaar.

Khuda kare tujhe khu...

Khuda kare tujhe khushiyan hazaar mile,
mujhse bhi achche yaar mile,
meri galfriend tujhe raakhi baandhe aur tujhe ek aur behan ka pyar mile.

By: Mansi
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Girl: jannu is week ...

Girl: jannu is week roz movie dhekhenge
next week roz shopping karenge,

Boy: Uske next week mandir jayenge
Girl: wo kyu?
Boy: bheekh mangne..

By: Sanjeev
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

2 Lovers plan to sui...

2 Lovers plan to suicide.
Boy jumped first,
Girl closed her eyes and return
Back saying love is blind.
Boy in air opened his parachute,
saying love never dies.

By: Sumit
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Kab "TOOT"...

Kab "TOOT" jaye, "MOBILE" he to h!
Kab "BADAL"jaye, "SIM" he to h!
Ap mairay "sMs" ki Aadat mat Dalna.
Kab "KHATAM" ho jaye "PACKAGE" he to h.

By: Vimal
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Kya halat ho gayi h ...

Kya halat ho gayi h zamane ki
Sabko aadat ho gayi h paise bachane ki
Sms to company ne kab ke saste kr diye,
Par fitrat nahi badalti chillar bachaneki.

By: Abhishek bhatia
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Ques - bhagwan ko gu...

Ques - bhagwan ko gussa kab aata hai?
Ans-jab koi ladki shaadi se pehle
Pregnant ho jaye,aur uski maa
Kahe,"hey bhagwan ye tune kya kiya,"

By: Anamika Sharma
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Loha Lohe Ko Kaat'ta Hai,...

JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Loha Lohe Ko Kaat'ta Hai,
Hira Hire Ko Kaat'ta Hai,
Aap ko Bhi Ek Din Kutta Kaatega,
Qki..
Kutta kisi ko b kaat sakta he.
B positive yaar.

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Khuda kare tujhe khu...

Khuda kare tujhe khushiyan hazaar mile,
mujhse bhi achche yaar mile,
meri galfriend tujhe raakhi baandhe aur tujhe ek aur behan ka pyar mile.

Girl: jannu is week ...

Girl: jannu is week roz movie dhekhenge
next week roz shopping karenge,

Boy: Uske next week mandir jayenge
Girl: wo kyu?
Boy: bheekh mangne..

2 Lovers plan to sui...

2 Lovers plan to suicide.
Boy jumped first,
Girl closed her eyes and return
Back saying love is blind.
Boy in air opened his parachute,
saying love never dies.

Kab "TOOT"...

Kab "TOOT" jaye, "MOBILE" he to h!
Kab "BADAL"jaye, "SIM" he to h!
Ap mairay "sMs" ki Aadat mat Dalna.
Kab "KHATAM" ho jaye "PACKAGE" he to h.

Kya halat ho gayi h ...

Kya halat ho gayi h zamane ki
Sabko aadat ho gayi h paise bachane ki
Sms to company ne kab ke saste kr diye,
Par fitrat nahi badalti chillar bachaneki.

Ques - bhagwan ko gu...

Ques - bhagwan ko gussa kab aata hai?
Ans-jab koi ladki shaadi se pehle
Pregnant ho jaye,aur uski maa
Kahe,"hey bhagwan ye tune kya kiya,"

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Loha Lohe Ko Kaat'ta Hai,...

JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Loha Lohe Ko Kaat'ta Hai, Hira Hire Ko Kaat'ta Hai, Aap ko Bhi Ek Din Kutta Kaatega, Qki.. Kutta kisi ko b kaat sakta he. B positive yaar.

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Khuda kare tujhe khu...

Khuda kare tujhe khushiyan hazaar mile, mujhse bhi achche yaar mile, meri galfriend tujhe raakhi baandhe aur tujhe ek aur behan ka pyar mile.

Girl: jannu is week ...

Girl: jannu is week roz movie dhekhenge next week roz shopping karenge, Boy: Uske next week mandir jayenge Girl: wo kyu? Boy: bheekh mangne..

2 Lovers plan to sui...

2 Lovers plan to suicide. Boy jumped first, Girl closed her eyes and return Back saying love is blind. Boy in air opened his parachute, saying love never dies.

Kab "TOOT"...

Kab "TOOT" jaye, "MOBILE" he to h! Kab "BADAL"jaye, "SIM" he to h! Ap mairay "sMs" ki Aadat mat Dalna. Kab "KHATAM" ho jaye "PACKAGE" he to h.

Kya halat ho gayi h ...

Kya halat ho gayi h zamane ki Sabko aadat ho gayi h paise bachane ki Sms to company ne kab ke saste kr diye, Par fitrat nahi badalti chillar bachaneki.

Ques - bhagwan ko gu...

Ques - bhagwan ko gussa kab aata hai? Ans-jab koi ladki shaadi se pehle Pregnant ho jaye,aur uski maa Kahe,"hey bhagwan ye tune kya kiya,"

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Loha Lohe Ko Kaat'ta Hai,
Hira Hire Ko Kaat'ta Hai,
Aap ko Bhi Ek Din Kutta Kaatega,
Qki..
Kutta kisi ko b kaat sakta he.
B positive yaar.

Khuda kare tujhe khushiyan hazaar mile,
mujhse bhi achche yaar mile,
meri galfriend tujhe raakhi baandhe aur tujhe ek aur behan ka pyar mile.

Girl: jannu is week roz movie dhekhenge
next week roz shopping karenge,

Boy: Uske next week mandir jayenge
Girl: wo kyu?
Boy: bheekh mangne..

2 Lovers plan to suicide.
Boy jumped first,
Girl closed her eyes and return
Back saying love is blind.
Boy in air opened his parachute,
saying love never dies.

Kab "TOOT" jaye, "MOBILE" he to h!
Kab "BADAL"jaye, "SIM" he to h!
Ap mairay "sMs" ki Aadat mat Dalna.
Kab "KHATAM" ho jaye "PACKAGE" he to h.

Kya halat ho gayi h zamane ki
Sabko aadat ho gayi h paise bachane ki
Sms to company ne kab ke saste kr diye,
Par fitrat nahi badalti chillar bachaneki.

Ques - bhagwan ko gussa kab aata hai?
Ans-jab koi ladki shaadi se pehle
Pregnant ho jaye,aur uski maa
Kahe,"hey bhagwan ye tune kya kiya,"