Cid ne sony se naata jod liya...

A sardar goes to a restaurant
and his cell phone rings.
Wife: How are you?

Once Rajnikant Teaches A
Kid How To Open The Door
Without Ringing The Bell ?
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Now That Kid Is Known
As CID Inspector Daya

Pappu hr station utar k
usse agle station ka ticket kharid rha tha
.
kyu?
.
Qki doctor ne use
.
lamba safar
karne k liye mana kia tha.

1 makhkhi ganje aadmi k sir pe baithi thi,

dusre ne kaha- wah! Kya ghar mila tujhe,

1st makhkhi- nahi re, abhi to sirf plot kharida hai

Baap: Mere 4 bache hai..
1 ne MBA
2nd B.Ed.
3rd PHD
4TH chor hi

Frnd: Chor ko ghar se nikalte Q nhi?
Baap: wohi to kmata hi, baqi sab berozgar h....

A baby monkey asks his father, Father why r we so ugly?
The father says to him, don't stress my son
u should see the one who is reading this!!