Cid ne sony se naata jod liya...

Aap jaise log kuch khaas lagte h.
Dil me har waqt ek aas rakhte h.
Jaane kb ho jaaye mulaqaat apse,
Isliye hm 1 DISPRIN hmesa apne saath rkhate h.

A G,
O G.
LO G.
PADHO G
MAIN HU
MOBILE MOJI
KARTA HU SMS TO TUM BHI KARO G
1-2 KA 4
4-2 KA 1
AMUL IS
MAKKHAN
&......
MY FRIEND IS
"DHAKKAN"

Raat ke 3 baje santa ke number par phone
aaya – Hello yaha Fatima Mehfooz rehti hai kya?
Santa : Kutte itni raat ko Fatima mere paas
hoti to mehfooz rehti kya?

Santa ne PCO pe jate hi PCO wale ko 2 thappad laga diye. Socho kyon?
Because PCO ke bahar likha tha, dial karne se pahle 2 lagaye

Teacher: Jo andar ane k liye sab se chota sentence bolega use gift milega.
Eng child: May i cum in?
Hindi Child: Mai Andr a Skta ho ?
Varanasi Child: I ka.

If you wanna be a hipi, put you flower in your pipi…