Cid ne sony se naata jod liya...

A girl comes late to class.
Teacher: Why a re you late ?
Girl: One boy was following me, sir.
Teacher: So, What ?
Girl: That boy was walking very slow.

Boy - Excuse Me,
Girl - Kahiye.
Boy - Mere Honewale bacche Ki Aur Se Aapko Happy Mother's Day.

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Kuch NAhi
Chup-Chaap Apna Kaam Karte Raho Meri To Sabko Aise Hi Tang Karne Ki Aadat Hai.

Maalik: Ramu, iss saal tum 4 bar apne dada ke marne ki chutti le chuke ho. Ramu: Maalik, iss bar meri dadi ki shaadi hai.

Agr Aap Ke Bachche Zyada Mitti Khate
Hai To,
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To Unhe Thodi Cement Bhi KhiLa De,
Kyu Ki,
Unki Buniyaad Bhi Pakki Ho.
Jayengi.

Mohabbat karne walo ko inkar acha nhi lgta
Dunia walo ko ikrar acha nhi lgta

Jab tak Ladka-Ladki bhag na jaye
Logo ko PYAAR sacha nhi lagta.