Cid ne sony se naata jod liya...

Advice to All Youth:
If you want to change the country, do it now.
Once you get married, you won't be able to change even the TV channel!

Agar ap chahte hi k apke face pe dhool-mitii na lage to Roz subah lagai Asian Paints ka Apex Ultima jo dhool-mitti ko tikne na de!

Old Love Story:
Start from eyes
grow with gifts
end with tears
New Love Story:
start from mobile
grow with balance share
end with SIM Change

Pani Tha Glass Mein, Glass Gira Niche
Pani Tha Glass Mein, Glass Gira Niche,

ACP Ne Kaha: Aab Kaatna Sari Umar Salakho K Piche.

So we're cool now right?
You seem calm enough,
I am thinking you're not
mad anymore.

I may look calm, but in
my mind I have killed you
several times.

Two Sardar stopped suddenly.
1st Sardar: OMG! My wife and my girlfriend coming together.
2nd Sardar: Mine too.