Cid ne sony se naata jod liya...

Boy: Mummy aaj madam ne mujhe bhut mara.
Mom: Kyu beta?
Boy: Maine madam ko murgi kha Mom: To murgi q kaha?
Boy: Q ki madam ne mujhe test me aanda diya...

Agar Aap Wo Karna
Chaahte Hai
Jo Aaj Tak Kisi Ne Nahin
Kiya
To Aapko Ve Tareeke
Apnaane Padenge
Jo Aaj Tak Kisi Ne Nahin
Apnaaye.

Three dreams of a man:
To be as handsome as his mother thinks.
To be as rich as his child believes.
To have as many women as his wife suspects.

As train start running,
a sardar got the train.
TT: Don’t you see it's female bogie?
Sardar: Sorry, I thought you were a man.

Dad:result ka kya hua
Son: Dad, ek good news hai aur aik bad news
Dad:good news bata.
Son : mai pass ho gya.
Dad : great, aur bad news.
Son:good news galat h.

Ek American nai ek Swami se bola,
Hamare yaha shaadi e-mail se bhi hoti hai.

Is par Swami bola kamal hai,
Hamare yaha to sirf female se hoti hai.