Sardar Dukhi Tha Kisi Ne Pucha: Kyu Tension Me Ho? Sardar: Yaar Ek Dost Ko plastic Surgery K Liye 2 Lakh Diye, Ab Saale Ko Pehchan Nahi pa raha hu
Tcher:Shadi Kya Hai? Stdent:Kunwaro k Liye "Alpenlibe" Jee Lalchaye Raha Na Jaye: Aur Shadisuda k Liye "Cloromint" Dubara Mat Puchna.
Bahu ke 1-2 afair sunkar PATI ne jaan de di 3-4 afair sunkar SASUR ne jaan de di. Lekin SAAS chup rahi kyu? KYUKI SAAS BHI KABHI BAHU THI
Girl- kya tum mujhse pyar karte ho..? Banta- haan Girl- lekin tume to meri parwaah hi nahi Banta- oye pyar karne wale kisi ki parwaah nahi karte!
1 ldki prfum lga k bus pe chadi. Ldke ne coment pas kiya. Aajkl phinel ka use kuch zyada h hota hai. Ldki boli fir bhi cockroch picha nhi chorte
Santa: yaar banta, sir ka msg aaya hai ki aaj extra class hogi, kya karun? Banta: "message sending failed" likh ke bhej de...
Aapki Yaad Staye To Dil Kya Kare; Yaad Dil Se Na Jaye To Dil Kya Kare; Socha Tha Sapno Mein Mulaqat Hogi; Magar Neend Hi Na Aaye, To Hum Kya Kare!
When the rain is blowing in your face' And the whole world is on your case; I could offer you a warm embrace; To make you feel my love.
I am simply tired of missing you. I just want you right here by my side.
Shaam Se Aaj Saans Bhaari Hai, Bekaraari Bekaraari Hai! Aapke Baad Har Ghadi Humnein, Aap Ke Saath Hi Guzaari Hai!
