Pathan:Yaar tum subha se zamee...

By Rajan (Nov 3, 2014)

JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Pathan:Yaar tum subha se zameen khod rahe ho kya baat hai aakhir ? . . . Sardar:Yaar abba kehta hai maine unka naam mitti mein mila dia hai so mein wohi dhoond

Santa 14th floor se ...

Santa 14th floor se niche gir gaya,
Girte waqt usne apni ghar ki khidki se
apni biwi ko roti banate huye dekha aur
wo zor se chilaya "Mere liye mat banana

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Pappu: Dad, will you...

Pappu: Dad, will you take me to the Zoo today?

Santa: Certainly not. If they want you, they can come and get you!

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Santa: I got married...

Santa: I got married because I was tired of cooking, cleaning home and washing clothes.
Banta: Amazing, I got divorce for the same reason.

By: Imran Kagzi
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Patient: Santa, ye p...

Patient: Santa, ye phulo ki mala kis k liye?
Santa: Ye mera pehla operation hai, success hua to mere liye, nhi to tmhare liye.

By: Imran Kagzi
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Bijlee ki taar or la...

Bijlee ki taar or ladki mai kya similarty hai???
Guess..
Not Sure
Oh Come on Yaar Simple Yaar
Dono Nangi ho toh jaan nikaal deti h.

By: Abhishek bhatia
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Santa- kaal mujhe pa...

Santa- kaal mujhe pata laga ki mere sharir mai bilkul bhi iron nhi hai.
Banta-apko kaise pata chala? santa- maine mangnet laga k dekha tha chipka he nhi.

By: Sandeep
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Pathan:Yaar tum subha se zamee...

JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Pathan:Yaar tum subha se zameen khod rahe ho kya baat hai aakhir ? . . . Sardar:Yaar abba kehta hai maine unka naam mitti mein mila dia hai so mein wohi dhoond

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Santa 14th floor se ...

Santa 14th floor se niche gir gaya,
Girte waqt usne apni ghar ki khidki se
apni biwi ko roti banate huye dekha aur
wo zor se chilaya "Mere liye mat banana

Pappu: Dad, will you...

Pappu: Dad, will you take me to the Zoo today?

Santa: Certainly not. If they want you, they can come and get you!

Santa: I got married...

Santa: I got married because I was tired of cooking, cleaning home and washing clothes.
Banta: Amazing, I got divorce for the same reason.

Patient: Santa, ye p...

Patient: Santa, ye phulo ki mala kis k liye?
Santa: Ye mera pehla operation hai, success hua to mere liye, nhi to tmhare liye.

Bijlee ki taar or la...

Bijlee ki taar or ladki mai kya similarty hai???
Guess..
Not Sure
Oh Come on Yaar Simple Yaar
Dono Nangi ho toh jaan nikaal deti h.

Santa- kaal mujhe pa...

Santa- kaal mujhe pata laga ki mere sharir mai bilkul bhi iron nhi hai.
Banta-apko kaise pata chala? santa- maine mangnet laga k dekha tha chipka he nhi.

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Pathan:Yaar tum subha se zamee...

JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Pathan:Yaar tum subha se zameen khod rahe ho kya baat hai aakhir ? . . . Sardar:Yaar abba kehta hai maine unka naam mitti mein mila dia hai so mein wohi dhoond

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Santa 14th floor se ...

Santa 14th floor se niche gir gaya, Girte waqt usne apni ghar ki khidki se apni biwi ko roti banate huye dekha aur wo zor se chilaya "Mere liye mat banana

Pappu: Dad, will you...

Pappu: Dad, will you take me to the Zoo today? Santa: Certainly not. If they want you, they can come and get you!

Santa: I got married...

Santa: I got married because I was tired of cooking, cleaning home and washing clothes. Banta: Amazing, I got divorce for the same reason.

Patient: Santa, ye p...

Patient: Santa, ye phulo ki mala kis k liye? Santa: Ye mera pehla operation hai, success hua to mere liye, nhi to tmhare liye.

Bijlee ki taar or la...

Bijlee ki taar or ladki mai kya similarty hai??? Guess.. Not Sure Oh Come on Yaar Simple Yaar Dono Nangi ho toh jaan nikaal deti h.

Santa- kaal mujhe pa...

Santa- kaal mujhe pata laga ki mere sharir mai bilkul bhi iron nhi hai. Banta-apko kaise pata chala? santa- maine mangnet laga k dekha tha chipka he nhi.

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Santa 14th floor se niche gir gaya,
Girte waqt usne apni ghar ki khidki se
apni biwi ko roti banate huye dekha aur
wo zor se chilaya "Mere liye mat banana

Pappu: Dad, will you take me to the Zoo today?

Santa: Certainly not. If they want you, they can come and get you!

Santa: I got married because I was tired of cooking, cleaning home and washing clothes.
Banta: Amazing, I got divorce for the same reason.

Patient: Santa, ye phulo ki mala kis k liye?
Santa: Ye mera pehla operation hai, success hua to mere liye, nhi to tmhare liye.

Bijlee ki taar or ladki mai kya similarty hai???
Guess..
Not Sure
Oh Come on Yaar Simple Yaar
Dono Nangi ho toh jaan nikaal deti h.

Santa- kaal mujhe pata laga ki mere sharir mai bilkul bhi iron nhi hai.
Banta-apko kaise pata chala? santa- maine mangnet laga k dekha tha chipka he nhi.