Santa: agar patni k pita ko sa...

By Ankita Arora (May 21, 2014)

JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Santa: agar patni k pita ko sasur krhte hai to gf k pita ko kya kahenge?
Banta: agar woh apni beti ki shadi tmse krnr ko raji ho gaye to sasur, nahi to assur..

Santa: whats diffren...

Santa: whats diffrence between Seniors & Juniors?
Banta: samundra k najdik rehte wo seniors (sea+nears)
&
jo Zoo k najdik rehte wo Juniors (Zoo+nears)

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Santa went to see a ...

Santa went to see a gal for marriage. Their families decided to leave them for some talk. After some time, Santa asks: Behenji, tusin kinne behen-bhai ho?Girl: Vaise taan 3 si, par hun 4 ho gaye.

By: ADMIN
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

1 Aadmi Santa ki Bet...

1 Aadmi Santa ki Betay Se Puchhta Hai:
Beta Papa Ghar Main Hain?

Santa Ka Beta Sprite Pete Huye
Uncle Seedha Bolo Mummy Se Milna Hai.

Seedhi Baat No Bakwas.

By: Gaurav
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Ek bar sardaron ki p...

Ek bar sardaron ki party main hizade aye
aur bole -"hay-hay hum to 1100 lenge .

peeche se ek sardar bola 2600 lelo usme mp3 aur fm bhi h.

By: Hiten
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Santa:Train me raat ...

Santa:Train me raat bhar nind nhi ayi,
upr ki seat mili thi, garmi bahut thi.
Banta:To xchnge krna tha
Santa:Kisse krta?
Niche ki seat pe koi aya hi nahi.

By: Ankita Arora
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Teacher to Santa: is...

Teacher to Santa: is line ki english banao, usne apna kaam kiyaor karta hi gaya.
Santa: He done his work and done dana dan done dana dan...

By: Gaurav
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Santa: agar patni k pita ko sa...

JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Santa: agar patni k pita ko sasur krhte hai to gf k pita ko kya kahenge?
Banta: agar woh apni beti ki shadi tmse krnr ko raji ho gaye to sasur, nahi to assur..

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Santa: whats diffrence between Seniors & Juniors?
Banta: samundra k najdik rehte wo seniors (sea+nears)
&
jo Zoo k najdik rehte wo Juniors (Zoo+nears)

Santa went to see a ...

Santa went to see a gal for marriage. Their families decided to leave them for some talk. After some time, Santa asks: Behenji, tusin kinne behen-bhai ho?Girl: Vaise taan 3 si, par hun 4 ho gaye.

1 Aadmi Santa ki Bet...

1 Aadmi Santa ki Betay Se Puchhta Hai:
Beta Papa Ghar Main Hain?

Santa Ka Beta Sprite Pete Huye
Uncle Seedha Bolo Mummy Se Milna Hai.

Seedhi Baat No Bakwas.

Ek bar sardaron ki p...

Ek bar sardaron ki party main hizade aye
aur bole -"hay-hay hum to 1100 lenge .

peeche se ek sardar bola 2600 lelo usme mp3 aur fm bhi h.

Santa:Train me raat ...

Santa:Train me raat bhar nind nhi ayi,
upr ki seat mili thi, garmi bahut thi.
Banta:To xchnge krna tha
Santa:Kisse krta?
Niche ki seat pe koi aya hi nahi.

Teacher to Santa: is...

Teacher to Santa: is line ki english banao, usne apna kaam kiyaor karta hi gaya.
Santa: He done his work and done dana dan done dana dan...

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Santa: agar patni k pita ko sa...

JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Santa: agar patni k pita ko sasur krhte hai to gf k pita ko kya kahenge? Banta: agar woh apni beti ki shadi tmse krnr ko raji ho gaye to sasur, nahi to assur..

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Santa: whats diffren...

Santa: whats diffrence between Seniors & Juniors? Banta: samundra k najdik rehte wo seniors (sea+nears) & jo Zoo k najdik rehte wo Juniors (Zoo+nears)

Santa went to see a ...

Santa went to see a gal for marriage. Their families decided to leave them for some talk. After some time, Santa asks: Behenji, tusin kinne behen-bhai ho?Girl: Vaise taan 3 si, par hun 4 ho gaye.

1 Aadmi Santa ki Bet...

1 Aadmi Santa ki Betay Se Puchhta Hai: Beta Papa Ghar Main Hain? Santa Ka Beta Sprite Pete Huye Uncle Seedha Bolo Mummy Se Milna Hai. Seedhi Baat No Bakwas.

Ek bar sardaron ki p...

Ek bar sardaron ki party main hizade aye aur bole -"hay-hay hum to 1100 lenge . peeche se ek sardar bola 2600 lelo usme mp3 aur fm bhi h.

Santa:Train me raat ...

Santa:Train me raat bhar nind nhi ayi, upr ki seat mili thi, garmi bahut thi. Banta:To xchnge krna tha Santa:Kisse krta? Niche ki seat pe koi aya hi nahi.

Teacher to Santa: is...

Teacher to Santa: is line ki english banao, usne apna kaam kiyaor karta hi gaya. Santa: He done his work and done dana dan done dana dan...

MrPopat Services

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Translate Page To Your Favourite Language

Santa: agar patni k pita ko sasur krhte hai to gf k pita ko kya kahenge?
Banta: agar woh apni beti ki shadi tmse krnr ko raji ho gaye to sasur, nahi to assur..

Santa: whats diffrence between Seniors & Juniors?
Banta: samundra k najdik rehte wo seniors (sea+nears)
&
jo Zoo k najdik rehte wo Juniors (Zoo+nears)

1 Aadmi Santa ki Betay Se Puchhta Hai:
Beta Papa Ghar Main Hain?

Santa Ka Beta Sprite Pete Huye
Uncle Seedha Bolo Mummy Se Milna Hai.

Seedhi Baat No Bakwas.

Ek bar sardaron ki party main hizade aye
aur bole -"hay-hay hum to 1100 lenge .

peeche se ek sardar bola 2600 lelo usme mp3 aur fm bhi h.

Santa:Train me raat bhar nind nhi ayi,
upr ki seat mili thi, garmi bahut thi.
Banta:To xchnge krna tha
Santa:Kisse krta?
Niche ki seat pe koi aya hi nahi.

Teacher to Santa: is line ki english banao, usne apna kaam kiyaor karta hi gaya.
Santa: He done his work and done dana dan done dana dan...