Old man married a young girl! ...

By Dev (Mar 20, 2014)

JOKES (Adult SMS)

Old man married a young girl!
On wedding night he showed 5 fingers to her.
Girl said! ohh darling 5 times?
Old man replied!
No dear choose any one!

Mera number change h...

Mera number change ho gaya hai..
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UNDERWEAR ka .
Agr tujko mera purana UNDERWEAR chaiye ho to le jana.
Sharma mat pagal tu jigar hai apna..!

By: Rajat Mehta
Category: JOKES (Adult SMS)

Mudkar Idhar Bhi Dek...

Mudkar Idhar Bhi Dekh Zalim
Tamna Hum Bhi Rakhte Hai
Ch@ut Tere Pas Hai To Kya Hua
Loda Hum Bhi Rakhte Hai

By: Khuman
Category: JOKES (Adult SMS)

Profesor: Tum 20 sa...

Profesor:
Tum 20 saal ki Larki se shadi kroge ya apne se 20 saal bari se?
Student:
Sir! Depend krta h ke kon zayada Khoobsurat h.
Aapki Beti ya apki Biwi.

By: Anup Sahni
Category: JOKES (Adult SMS)

Suhagrat Par 1 Hakle...

Suhagrat Par 1 Hakle Ne Kaha=Aa Aa Aao Na Jaan Chu Chu Chu Chu.
Wife Chaddi Utar K Boli=Chusle,Chumle Ya Chodle Par Chu Chu Matkar Chutiye

By: Khuman
Category: JOKES (Adult SMS)

KHWAAB Or BARISH Don...

KHWAAB Or BARISH Dono Ek Jese H,
Jo Hamesha YADGAR Hote H,
Farq Sirf Itna H BARISH Jism BhigOti H
Or
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Khwaab sirf UNDRWAR Bhigo DetaH

By: Khuman
Category: JOKES (Adult SMS)

Nisha Ke B( . )( . )...

Nisha Ke B( . )( . )S Aapsh Me Baat Kar Rahe The
"Saali Apni Life Hi Khara Hai,
Lafada CH(-)UT Me Hota Hai Or Pakde Hum Jate Hai.

By: Khuman
Category: JOKES (Adult SMS)

Old man married a young girl! ...

JOKES (Adult SMS)

Old man married a young girl!
On wedding night he showed 5 fingers to her.
Girl said! ohh darling 5 times?
Old man replied!
No dear choose any one!

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Mera number change h...

Mera number change ho gaya hai..
.
.
.
.
.
UNDERWEAR ka .
Agr tujko mera purana UNDERWEAR chaiye ho to le jana.
Sharma mat pagal tu jigar hai apna..!

Mudkar Idhar Bhi Dek...

Mudkar Idhar Bhi Dekh Zalim
Tamna Hum Bhi Rakhte Hai
Ch@ut Tere Pas Hai To Kya Hua
Loda Hum Bhi Rakhte Hai

Profesor: Tum 20 sa...

Profesor:
Tum 20 saal ki Larki se shadi kroge ya apne se 20 saal bari se?
Student:
Sir! Depend krta h ke kon zayada Khoobsurat h.
Aapki Beti ya apki Biwi.

Suhagrat Par 1 Hakle...

Suhagrat Par 1 Hakle Ne Kaha=Aa Aa Aao Na Jaan Chu Chu Chu Chu.
Wife Chaddi Utar K Boli=Chusle,Chumle Ya Chodle Par Chu Chu Matkar Chutiye

KHWAAB Or BARISH Don...

KHWAAB Or BARISH Dono Ek Jese H,
Jo Hamesha YADGAR Hote H,
Farq Sirf Itna H BARISH Jism BhigOti H
Or
.
.
Khwaab sirf UNDRWAR Bhigo DetaH

Nisha Ke B( . )( . )...

Nisha Ke B( . )( . )S Aapsh Me Baat Kar Rahe The
"Saali Apni Life Hi Khara Hai,
Lafada CH(-)UT Me Hota Hai Or Pakde Hum Jate Hai.

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Old man married a young girl! ...

JOKES (Adult SMS)

Old man married a young girl! On wedding night he showed 5 fingers to her. Girl said! ohh darling 5 times? Old man replied! No dear choose any one!

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Mera number change h...

Mera number change ho gaya hai.. . . . . . UNDERWEAR ka . Agr tujko mera purana UNDERWEAR chaiye ho to le jana. Sharma mat pagal tu jigar hai apna..!

Mudkar Idhar Bhi Dek...

Mudkar Idhar Bhi Dekh Zalim Tamna Hum Bhi Rakhte Hai Ch@ut Tere Pas Hai To Kya Hua Loda Hum Bhi Rakhte Hai

Profesor: Tum 20 sa...

Profesor: Tum 20 saal ki Larki se shadi kroge ya apne se 20 saal bari se? Student: Sir! Depend krta h ke kon zayada Khoobsurat h. Aapki Beti ya apki Biwi.

Suhagrat Par 1 Hakle...

Suhagrat Par 1 Hakle Ne Kaha=Aa Aa Aao Na Jaan Chu Chu Chu Chu. Wife Chaddi Utar K Boli=Chusle,Chumle Ya Chodle Par Chu Chu Matkar Chutiye

KHWAAB Or BARISH Don...

KHWAAB Or BARISH Dono Ek Jese H, Jo Hamesha YADGAR Hote H, Farq Sirf Itna H BARISH Jism BhigOti H Or . . Khwaab sirf UNDRWAR Bhigo DetaH

Nisha Ke B( . )( . )...

Nisha Ke B( . )( . )S Aapsh Me Baat Kar Rahe The "Saali Apni Life Hi Khara Hai, Lafada CH(-)UT Me Hota Hai Or Pakde Hum Jate Hai.

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Old man married a young girl!
On wedding night he showed 5 fingers to her.
Girl said! ohh darling 5 times?
Old man replied!
No dear choose any one!

Mera number change ho gaya hai..
.
.
.
.
.
UNDERWEAR ka .
Agr tujko mera purana UNDERWEAR chaiye ho to le jana.
Sharma mat pagal tu jigar hai apna..!

Mudkar Idhar Bhi Dekh Zalim
Tamna Hum Bhi Rakhte Hai
Ch@ut Tere Pas Hai To Kya Hua
Loda Hum Bhi Rakhte Hai

Profesor:
Tum 20 saal ki Larki se shadi kroge ya apne se 20 saal bari se?
Student:
Sir! Depend krta h ke kon zayada Khoobsurat h.
Aapki Beti ya apki Biwi.

Suhagrat Par 1 Hakle Ne Kaha=Aa Aa Aao Na Jaan Chu Chu Chu Chu.
Wife Chaddi Utar K Boli=Chusle,Chumle Ya Chodle Par Chu Chu Matkar Chutiye

KHWAAB Or BARISH Dono Ek Jese H,
Jo Hamesha YADGAR Hote H,
Farq Sirf Itna H BARISH Jism BhigOti H
Or
.
.
Khwaab sirf UNDRWAR Bhigo DetaH

Nisha Ke B( . )( . )S Aapsh Me Baat Kar Rahe The
"Saali Apni Life Hi Khara Hai,
Lafada CH(-)UT Me Hota Hai Or Pakde Hum Jate Hai.