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Jb dekhu To dil Krta pakad lu ...

SMS uploaded by JOKES FREE

By Khuman (Feb 18, 2014)

JOKES (Adult SMS)
Jb dekhu To dil Krta pakad lu
jb pakad lu to dil krta dabadu
jb daba du toh dil karta chus lu
Q ki sal me ek bar jo aata h
Aam ka mausam,,"

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