Ldki-mujhe aisii sabji do jiske kai fayde ho Admi-yeh lo kakdi, psand aye to kha lena varna . . . . . Gol Piece karke ankh Par laga lena.
Nardji Kehte He- Nari Nari Mat Kr Murkh Nari Hai Nrak Ka Dwar Khush Bhi Hogi To Kya Degi Whi Mal Mutra Ka Dwar. Narayan Narayan Narayan
Jab Gabbar Singh ne janam liya To, Maa use bahut maar rahi thi. Nurse ne pucha- kyu maar rahi ho. Maa boli- Sala puchta hai kitne aadmi they
6inch lamba kala upar ka hissa lal pakdne me mota kafi chikna hr ladki ki pasand, upar niche hone wala, . Naya Nokia 6162
Jb dekhu To dil Krta pakad lu jb pakad lu to dil krta dabadu jb daba du toh dil karta chus lu Q ki sal me ek bar jo aata h Aam ka mausam,,"
Wife="I am Pregnant." Santa="Par Mai To England Me Tha." Wife=Aapki Photo Thi Na. Santa="Ullu Mat bana Kamini Photo To Kamar Tak Hi Thi
Dulha romantic Andaz me Bola: May I Kiss u darling? Dulhan Sharmate Hue: Humne To kbhi Gairo ko b Mana Nai kiya Ab Aap To Fir b Apne Ho
Ek lady ko uska bachcha bahut pareshan kar raha tha....... toh usne ek thandi saans bhari aur boli "kaaashh, uss din muh mein le leti
Aankhein Diwangi Mein Laga Baithe Dil Ashiqui Mein Hara Baithe Aap To Awarded Ch()ddu Nikle Hizde Se Bhi Marwa Baithe
Santa: Mujhe Garmi Me Chakkar Aur Ultiya Kya Aane Lagi Mere Kamine Dosto Ne Mere Bare Me Mashhoor Kr Diya K 'SANTA' Baap Ban'ne Wala Hai