By Khuman (Feb 16, 2014)
Koi Kehta He Duniya Pyar Pe Chalti He. Koi Kehta He Dosti Pe Chalti He, Lekin Humne Jab Azmaya To Yeh Paya Ki Duniya ch0od pe Chalti hai
Gaaand Marwane Ka Sabse Aasan Tarika? Muje Pata Nahi Tha Ki Tuje Gaaand Marwane Ka !tna Shokh H Ki Ab Tu SmS Mai Bhi Uske Tarike Dhundhta H
Teacher: What is love? . . Student: 'L' ko hath m lekar 'O' ko dabate hue 'V' me dalte waqt jo 'E' ki aawaz nikalti h use hi LOVE kahte h.
Machis aur Sex, donon mein friction hota hi hai. Bas, ek mein aag lagata hai, dusre mein aag buzata hai, par friction donon mein hota hai.
Eclairs Or i-pil me kya frk he? Socho Aur socho Choti bachhi eclairs khaa k masti karti hai Or Badi bachchi masti karke i-pil khati hai.
Teachr:Konndom ka full form batao? Girl C=>Control O=>On N=>Natural D=>Droups O=>Of M=>Man Do boond zindgi ki.
Aankh me ansu or Muh pe hasi thopni padti hai Aisa haal tab hota hai jab.. lambe safar me TATTI rokni padti hai
