By Khuman (Feb 16, 2014)
Uske hotho pe jo ras he wo somras he. sine pe jo aam hai char dham he. niche jo van hai vrindavan hai. van mai jo dwar hai wahi haridwar he
Jab Gabbar Singh ne janam liya To, Maa use bahut maar rahi thi. Nurse ne pucha- kyu maar rahi ho. Maa boli- Sala puchta hai kitne aadmi they
Mud Kar Jara Idhar Bhi Dekh Jalim, Ke Tamanna Hum Bhi Rakhte Hai, Chu* Tere Paas Hai To Kya, L*nd Hum Bhi Rakhte Hai!
Wo Kya Janay Mere Dil Pe Kya Guzri us waqt "paPpu" Jab Us Ne Meri Tarf Dekha or Boli.. Excuse Me Badboo Aap Ne Maari Hai.
Ladkiyan sabse jyada garam kab hoti hain? . . . . . . . . . . . . . . ... Naa, Munna naa...! Jab unhen bukhar hota hai.
Pathan apni wife ko peechay se kar rha tha. Aur Wife zor zor se ro rahi thi Pathan Bola : Ziyada Drama mat karo, Hum ko bhi Patta he k Kitna Dard hota hy.
Dentist was removing a tooth of a lady: Dentist: Madam U r holding my balls! Lady: I know, its just to remind U that we r not going to hurt each other
