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Uske hotho pe jo ras he wo som...

By Khuman (Feb 16, 2014)

JOKES (Adult SMS)

Uske hotho pe jo ras he wo somras he.
sine pe jo aam hai char dham he.
niche jo van hai vrindavan hai.
van mai jo dwar hai wahi haridwar he

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